'I missed streaming with Pac, because it's always a lot of fun. I don't have separation anxiety. Not at all. Not at all. Not at all. I do not have separation anxiety from my Brazilian boyfriend. Not at all.'- FitMC, 24/4/24
Bad: [reading a sign of Pomme’s] “welp, we’ll adopt you again”— what the FUDGE? I’m not going— Dapper, I didn’t abandon you! I went to visit your other father at the flipping gas station he was trapped in, okay, I was trying to free him! He was stuck in a bag of chips! [Dapper places a sign, which Bad reads out] “Who DID abandon me”? I didn’t!! Come on, it’s not an abandonment! I left you in the care of people!! Aw, I shoulda left you in the care of Foolish, I knew I made the mistake. [Dapper places another sign, and Bad reads it out again] “My other father did abandon me”? Oh, you’re saying he abandoned you, oh— NO, HE DIDN’T EITHER!!! He’s just TINY and he gets stuck in places, okay?? He went to the gas station, he fell in a bag of chips, and he got stuck.
massive q!skeppy lore drop. turns out that while CC!bad was at vidcon, q!bad was allowed to go to the gas station that q!skeppy was trapped in to free him from a bag of chips. does this mean that q!skeppy is now free from his gas station prison entirely, or just the chip bag? we’ll just have to wait and see…
We're TRENDINGG for no REASONN just like god DECREEDD, so here are 5 fics that would steal your breath away:
1. My breaths are run by your compass by regulusrules. [T] [20K+] [post-camlann fix-it] [golden age but merlin stabs arthur in his heart first].
Not because it's my fic and it's genuinely so insane you won't believe it, but honestly, it's the best idea I've ever come up with, even better than the widely beloved my heart is readily yours. For me, it's the perfect continuation of their story, and the most unhinged plot twist you could find in a fic.
2. Half of my soul by @clockwrkpendrxgon. [G] [2K] [MCD] [golden age growing old together]
This fic is half of my soul, or what the poets say. It's so much better as an ending than what they've given us. At least this is filled with such golden love it makes you ache. At least this makes sense.
3. from hearth and ashes, we’re reborn by @remuscariad. [G] [5K] [canon era magic reveal].
This fic is so good you'll be on your knees from it. The prose, the characterization, the tropes used... it will linger in your mind and fester there from how beautiful it all is. And the art in it by @onepeppercorn... stunning.
4. Our broken pieces by @aramblingjay. [T] [10K] [canon era established relationship]
You can pry this fic from my cold dead hands. I will never stop recommending it until it gets the fame it deserves. One of the most beautiful fics ever written about them, and genuinely encompasses their characters so perfectly.
5. gentle as an early spring breeze by @prattery. [G] [2.5K] [canon divergence golden age]
They are alive and in love and we're all living in this fic because it's what they righteously deserved. The way their life was written here and the love between them... I swear this author could write anything and I'd kudos it before even reading it.