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Sometimes you’re just too close to see the big picture. 

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Inspired by Adam’s aura :) Also, see how much I love you guys? I drew backgrounds.

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who wants to see my favorite statue

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you ever have “cry and scream yourself awake” level nightmares that are immediately the stupidest premises imaginable the moment you actually wake up

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i love when the gender options are “male” “female” and “prefer not to answer”

like it just reads as “boy” “girl” and “what are you, a cop? i don’t owe you anything”

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may your next ibuprofen take effect swiftly and noticeably

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Peaches N Plushies on Etsy

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the best thing about having a 5-figure follower count is that strangers will sometimes just tell you how to run your own blog

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tuck him in tuesday

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i am once again yearning

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the best part of being alive is seeing people you know use your little turns of speech. actually

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i need a man who will beat the shit out of a door if my sleeve gets caught on the door knob

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_alariko on Instagram

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IF FLAMINGOS ARE PINK BECAUSE THEY EAT SHRIMP THEN WHY ARE THE SHRIMP PINK? #WAKEUP

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why do you keep showing up on my dash

to bother and torment you specifically

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having adhd makes all of your thoughts feel like a 7-way venn diagram

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imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

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is this a crush? is this a squish? is this gender envy? is this aesthetic attraction? is this romantic attraction? is this sexual attraction? what the heck is this? i guess we’ll never know