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Beatrix Potter

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In 2019 we are

eating more soup

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“Obviously ‘bihet’ offends a lot of bisexuals, so we need to come up with a better term for bisexuals in m/f relationships.”

How about… and hear me out… this may sound crazy…. but you… continue to call us bisexual… because (and I realize this gets confusing for you people so read this next part slowly) it turns out we continue to be bisexual regardless of who we’re dating.

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mom said it’s my turn to conjure the old gods

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This is my kitty cat. This is his kitty fat. It goes PAT-PAT-PAT.

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*Gets out of bed like draugr get out of coffins in Skyrim.*

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alright fuck you guys this is gold

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holy quartet 

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goodnight may the spirits of all the stuffed animals youve ever owned protect you in your sleep

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Commission for Khet! y’all already know I love them muscular demon ladies 

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me whenever i hear a girl with a deep voice talk

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itd be fucked up if todd howard was real

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We Censored This Cat’s Penis To Prove A Point

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