theres not a single fucking program id want to run on startup. as soon as i turn on my computer i want quiet silence to stare at my desktop wallpaper for a bit. if anythint else pops up im shooting it on sight
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I think Jesus would smile for anything you say
But yea
Jesus would smile a little bit if you made a mean joke that was really funny but he wouldn’t laugh
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the period in the second but not first sentence causes me pain
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t shirt that says ‘I don’t consent to being filmed in public for social media views’
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bandits in skyrim will really spill oil all over the place and rig explosives on the ceilings and then they just live like that. they stand right under them.
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this is the funniest god damn thing ive ever seen
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My life isn’t what I’d hoped it be. And I think I’m still grieving over that. It’s never ending actually.
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why is this so funny
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[ID: A tweet by Popbase that reads, "Nearly half of Gen Z is using TikTok and Instagram as a search engine instead of Google, new data shows.". Below the tweet is a pic of a poorly drawn Goomba from Super Mario Bros with text below him that reads "are you out of your fucking mind".]
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I drink poison just because it doesnt hurt me and it makes you so mad
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I’m in a foreign state all alone trying to not die
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Update: Over engineered solution worked >.<
First time I’m hoping my code fails so I can over engineer a solution
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Update: Code failed hehehe
First time I’m hoping my code fails so I can over engineer a solution
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First time I’m hoping my code fails so I can over engineer a solution
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