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im about to start watching dungeon meshi idk anything about it! :3
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im so fucking sad
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Lowland Anoa (Bubalus depressicornis)
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erzvolnes · 4 hours
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hello my beautiful princess you have no swag no sauce look And dress gay and stupid and ruin everything around you . do you fuck with a guy who says jeepers when he’s scared by chance . even if that chance is 1%
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IG : @emperorofmischief
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Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter
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teen girl bully lawyer: your honor I haven't heard you talk so much before...you're kind of quiet you know? *whispers something to client* *both start giggling* your honor you like my friend right? *giggles* *client whispers "stopppppp omg"*
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erzvolnes · 5 hours
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seeing a little 1 by the inbox and clicking on it but there’s no new message
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we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors
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can someone tell me what i am supposed to be doing again i forgot
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TINY WRLD (2020)
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need my dick sucked so bad but i have this stupid ass vagina
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guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff
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