hello my beautiful princess you have no swag no sauce look And dress gay and stupid and ruin everything around you . do you fuck with a guy who says jeepers when he’s scared by chance . even if that chance is 1%
teen girl bully lawyer: your honor I haven't heard you talk so much before...you're kind of quiet you know? *whispers something to client* *both start giggling* your honor you like my friend right? *giggles* *client whispers "stopppppp omg"*
we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors
guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff
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