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“I’m sorry, but your fields have been burned and your villages have been slaughtered by the invading barbarians. My liege, what shall we do?”

“I must consult my most trusted advisor. Mirror, mirror, on the wall… what say you?”

“Fuck it, we ball.”

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Master Grimbender's Necromancer dungeon reviews

Average rating: ⭐⭐⭐ 3/5

💎 Danethehero

⭐⭐ 2/5

Barely any loot, too many skeletons, final boss way too easy

🦇 Bat beast

⭐⭐⭐⭐ 4/5

Many dark place to sleep... Many bug to eat.. Very good very good.. Wish bone people were more quiet.. 4 Star.

💀 Skeleton8448576

⭐ 1/5

Master Grimbender doesn't pay us and our provided weapons are insufficient. Cobwebs in my ribs all the time. Don't work here, serve a witch instead

Response from the owner

Rusty swords are the standard weapon for skeletons across all dungeons. If you had such an issue with your provided weapons you should have taken it up with the Necromancers Council

🕷️ Spider

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5/5

This place fucking rules I love crevices

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My bone feels weird 😦

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Every time I wake up the wizards are fighting again.

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smoked a joint the sorcerer gave me and experienced life as a 1989 toyota tercel from assembly and production until i was left derelict in a junkyard in baker california oxidizing and rusting for 10,000 years. my favorite part was five hundred years in when a family of armadillos moved in for a few weeks

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I believe I've just created a hard pic of all time..,,. feel free to screenshot,.,,,.

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Pov: you just scorched the fairy milk infront of me and ruied the bountiful harvest potion

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The Artificers are after us

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I, Valthrimbo, dark conjurer of the Ninth Gate, sorcerous master of the Chaos Realm, have suffered many fates worse than imprisonment in the Flayed Pits and much more tortuous than even the soul flames of Arg which burn away even the most resolute mind.

But nothing has been more taxing upon my mind or testing of my will than the AT&T Customer Support Line.

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me watching her portal out my life because my orb got looted by four orcs (she got the ick)

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You would all feel better if you put on the amulet

What? Of course it's not cursed. Whaddya take me for, a liar?

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oooooh its called being "Independant" because it feels like you are all alone, cut off from the world by the curse

trapped "In De Pendant"

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girls loved my accursed chalice. they actually think it’s so much cooler than a ps5

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i want to make a wizardsona and have my stickbugs as my staffs/familiars