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brave little oyster
little guy enthusiast, shearing anti, jonas oyster propagandist.she/her 27.
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me in planning stages of writing: this fucks. this is gonna be so fun.
me the minute i sit down to write: language is an unwieldy cudgel we use to beat the human experience to death in an attempt at ever communicating fully with another being. i wish intelligent life had never evolved. i want to go back to the cell stage like in spore
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Tadej Pogačar & Jonas Vingegaard + Hands (2022 edition)
2022 Tirreno-Adriatico, Stage 4 | 2022 Tirreno-Adriatico, Stage 6 | 2022 Tirreno-Adriatico, Stage 6
2022 Tirreno-Adriatico, Podium Ceremony | 2022 Tirreno-Adriatico, Podium Ceremony | 2022 Tour de France, Stage 9
2022 Tour de France, Stage 9 | 2022 Tour de France, Stage 9 | 2022 Tour de France, Stage 11
2022 Tour de France, Stage 11 | 2022 Tour de France, Stage 12 | 2022 Tour de France, Stage 16
2022 Tour de France, Stage 17 | 2022 Tour de France, Stage 17 | 2022 Tour de France, Stage 17
2022 Tour de France, Stage 17 | 2022 Tour de France, Stage 18 | 2022 Tour de France, Stage 18
2022 Tour de France, Stage 18 | 2022 Tour de France, Stage 18 | 2022 Tour de France, Stage 18
2022 Tour de France, Stage 18 | 2022 Tour de France, Podium Ceremony | 2022 Tour de France, Podium Ceremony
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Tadej Pogačar & Jonas Vingegaard + Hands (2021 edition)
2021 Itzulia, Podium Ceremony | 2021 Tour de France, Stage 11 | 2021 Tour de France, Stage 12
2021 Tour de France, Stage 15 | 2021 Tour de France, Stage 17 | 2021 Tour de France, Stage 17
2021 Tour de France, Stage 17 | 2021 Tour de France, Stage 17 | 2021 Tour de France, Stage 18
2021 Tour de France, Stage 18 | 2021 Tour de France, Stage 18 | 2021 Tour de France, Stage 18
2021 Tour de France, Stage 18 | 2021 Tour de France, Stage 18 | 2021 Tour de France, Stage 18
2021 Tour de France, Stage 18 | 2021 Tour de France, Stage 18 | 2021 Tour de France, Stage 19
2021 Tour de France, Stage 21 | 2021 Tour de France, Podium Ceremony | 2021 Tour de France, Podium Ceremony
this is for @jantratnik who proposed the idea of a moodboard with their hands close up, and i took that personally
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One thing they don’t tell you when you get into sports is just how many screens you need
#stream on one pcs live updates on another tumblr on a third#and that’s when there’s only ONE race going on
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if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with. Captivated by a man with big sparkly brown eyes and slutty hands and a pretty waist you may be entitled to financial compensation
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mutuals you would sit on a power line like little birds with
#prev when we are all live blogging a race together on tumblr#that is when we are chirping at each other like birds on a power line
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#his eyes are so beautiful would love to see him in tears etc etc#very very pretty eyes both of them and ofc the tousled helmet hair 🥰#jonas vingegaard#tadej pogacar
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the random number generator has spoken, my adopted rider for the giro is davide piganzoli 🎉
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richie stage win crod yellow jersey today has been a good day 🥰
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crod actual yellow jersey!
crod virtual yellow jersey?
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"ayuso has the glasses off, we can see right into his eyes"
"carlos rodriguez looks like darth vader"
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“since changing their kit and ditching the brown shorts they’ve kicked it up a level” why would you say that to me
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“lenny martinez, the french pocket rocket”
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