I think I'm actually rather Good at writing wedding vows. Not to brag or anything
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does anyone know how to stop the yearning and longing and lingering and the desire and obsession. please. please. please. please. please
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oh i get it now! what happened fundamentally and irrevocably changed me forever
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Tubbo...Dear Boy....Child....Son
i miss my nukes. they were like a second father to me. big. strong. reliable. always there
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So sorry for having fantastic tits, three beautiful sons, two wonderful grandchildren, and a general sense of superiority based in the objective truth of my excellence. As if it is my fault.
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Reblog if you are a proud lesbian father to Tommyinnit
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Yes Margaritas Are Very Lovely. The One I Have Right Now Has Lime In It And Tastes Like The Lemonade They Serve As Slushies At The Local Seven Eleven.
Oh I Forgot I Had This
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Hello Tumblr I Am Very Drunk How Are You All Doing
Oh I Forgot I Had This
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Oh I Forgot I Had This
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california girls we鈥檙e inconsolable
dreams of doom the visions wont stop
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Simson's penis music...
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cum
cum
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Boys go to bed and stop talking about bodily fluids.
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grandson saw mwah at me incident. 20 dead 1000000 stars imploded.
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