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me after fixing my mechanical pencil:

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u think i’m CUTE?! send me $3000

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yall coping ?

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do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

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your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

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too many fuckn degrees outside

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Facebook: we analysed your entire internet history, tracked your location and took a deep dive into your personal relationships, and we’ve decided to recommend you this specific conditioner that you also saw in your local Tesco two days ago, aint that neat!

Tumblr: HEY sHITHEAD *slurring words* how would you like to buy  *throws dart* a gym membership for your *spins wheel* pARROT

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Bro, We Are Rivals . Its Ok To Pin Me Up Against A Wall . Im Ur Nemesis . I Hate You . … Bro, We Are Kiss ing Now . . No Dont Stop Bro .. Bro …

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the way this is supposed to be the prime of my life

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disney peaked when they named that sky high character Warren Peace and that’s on that

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This German Kindergarten