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Snipe eel is the perfect name for that thing

#BEAUTIFUL

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what does it mean if people keep tagging my personal posts harry dubois

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hard to describe the feeling of finishing inside

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Yes I die and come back. Yes you've seen it happen multiple times. But it would be NICE if you acted a LITTLE surprised every time. You don't know what it's like when you're dying in someone's arms and he asks you if you'll make it back in time to play Crash Team Racing later

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think about me

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Seal noises please?

awawawawawawa.....

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Walking around the apartment going "butter dog... he's the one with the butter" in my best anime dub boy protagonist voice until my roommate kills me oppa gruesome style

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we were meant to live slowly!!!! we were meant to savor moments and feel unabashedly lazy and frolic and smell the flowers and laugh with our entire hearts and love with our entire souls!!!!! don’t ever feel guilty for resting!!!!!! don’t ever feel guilty for slowing down!!!!!! enjoying life shouldn’t be something you’re ashamed of

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hey so... everyone knows Kabru is the opposite of Laios, but nobody talks about how the rest of their party members are also opposed,

scab criminal Mickbell against unionized worker Chilchuck

dogboy against catgirl

Rin the outlaw mage who hasn't actually done anything wrong against Marcille the highborn upper class mage who's secretly a necromancer

Dia the dwarf who distrusts dungeons against Senshi the naturalist who's lived in dungeons for decades

Holm the support mage who uses other creatures as a shield against Falin the cleric with a martyr complex

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Pussy Hair Denser than a Grill Brush

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Some Wonderful Ditto’s from Magical Pokémon journey by Yumi Tsukirino

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Oh, Sam…

#sam my good friend sam.............

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My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.

And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"

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There are freshly independent possums scattered around my yard like fat little Easter eggs trotting through the grass and bricks at dusk.

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Headline: “Test Tube Baby Feels Guilt in the Shape of an Umbilical Cord.”

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