text ;; kj โ evan
KJ: Big words. Bro, I'm expecting the very best. Yeah, totally. You know that'll drive them crazy to not know what kind of shit we're talking about.
KJ: Anything to drive them mad.
KJ: Whenever you're available. Maybe we could like do dinner or something? How about this weekend?
Evan: First off, suppose we better start with code names for each other. Any preference?
Evan: This weekend works - how about Sunday? I'll check it over with Billie, though we're not exactly in demand right now. Dinner sounds good, we making it? Could impress with our culinary skills.
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joekceryโ:
Hey, weโre a team, I got to be useful otherwise, whatโs the point?
Your purpose is to be the guy with the head of great hair and heart of gold, being my advisor is just another slick add-on.ย
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itsnataliadyrโ:
Dang, youโd rob the world like that? Thatโs just mean, Evan.
The worldโs got plenty nice enough people whoโll kiss ass already, I donโt need to add to it.
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jackxoconnellxโ:
The horror genre has a very loyal and very large fan base I donโt think thereโs anything quite like it except for maybe sci-fi fans but thatโs a whole other beast. I just call it like it is, if I see talent, I will praise it and the work and effort of you and everyone else involved with the show deserves all the praise it gets and then some. Are they really? I heard it was up in the air with the current condition of the world but if they think it can filmed safely, godspeed. I think itโs greenlit until 13 and thereโs a spinoff so for the time being itโs safe to say the show isnโt going anywhere and I canโt wait to see what macabre things come out of Ryan Murphyโs mind.
I definitely belong in that fanbase...though I also belong to the really dumb stoner movie fanbase, like Harold & Kumar and Dude Whereโs My Car, really depends what Iโm in the mood for. Sounds like an awesome trait, and Iโm personally very appreciative of it. Weโre slowly trying to get things moving though the safety aspect is obviously still the most important thing. I feel like this year could be made into a season of itโs own - any excuse to get to go and film at Chernobyl, thatโd be awesome.
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jocklowdenโ:
What the fuck, haggis is delicious.ย
Youโre lying to yourself and youโre lying to me, Jack. Youโve just had it drilled into you for so long. We can set you on the right path.
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text ;; kj โ evan
KJ: You're forgiven, bro. Listen, they can laugh all they want. You and I both know they'll just be jelly, aye. Especially when we'll talk shit about them.
KJ: Bring them on. Cami said something about inviting you and your lady over. Perfect timing.
Evan: I'll make sure it's worth the wait, I swear. Sort of feeling like we need our own code language so they can't eavesdrop and work out what we're talking about.
Evan: She did! And I'm definitely down, is there a good time that works for you guys?
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goodlourdโ:
Not sure we can ever recover from this heartbreak.ย
Iโm sure I can make you feel better within five minutes. Donโt let Animal Crossing do this to us.ย
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sophiesteeโ:
wished upon a star? sold your soul to the devil? weโll never know, but you better be thanking your lucky stars that iโm here. they are! itโs weird, but everyone has told me that iโm going to be missing the feeling when they arrive, so iโm doing my best to cherish it. still, itโs fuckinโ weird. okay, thatโs true. weโve got a third hooligan to add to our group.ย
People do tell me that my dark eyes make me look like my soulโs been taken over by some sort of demon, so Iโd say more likely the second one? I was probably drunk when I did it, thatโs why I donโt remember. Is it a weird, intrusive question to ask a mom if you can feel one of the kicks one day? I promise not to freak out if I can. Fuck yeah, just another person to harmonize with us on Agadoo.ย
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ghadidxoxโ:
I can keep you subscribed to theย โdaily baby updatesโ text message thread. That way you can stay in the know and brag about knowing before the general public. You just have to pinky promise you wonโt spill my secrets to anyone else who isnโt subscribed to the ext message thread. Itโs a very elite group chat here. Wait, your mom has alien themed furniture? Iโm going to need to see pictures for references and also ideas.
Oh god, thatโs definitely going to raise some questions from my girlfriend when she sees I get notifications fromย โdaily baby updatesโ, but, itโs what must be done if I want to stay current and in the know. Iโm all for pinky promises, I take that shit seriously, so you got it. Nah, Iโm saying she might in the attic or something, if that really was how mine was decorated, but I highly doubt it - my families pretty normal, guess Iโm just the black sheep.
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embertsโ:
So does this mean I can sue Amazon for selling you a tattoo gun? Because I feel like you of all people shouldnโt have access to such a thing. Just think about all the terrible tattoos in your future, Ev. Iโm going to need to see a portfolio. I refuse to be tattooed by someone without an extensive portfolio and credentials.
Yes mom, you can go sue Amazon on my behalf. Think of the terrible tattoos I have already, do you really think I care about a few more? See, I know thatโs bullshit since you came home from doing Nerve stuff one day with that new one on your heel, so you canโt even pull that. Lame excuses, Em.ย
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goodlourdโ:
Have you paid attention to anything Iโve said for the past two months? Like, at all? Sex-related business doesnโt count.
Iโm gonna be honest, every time you open your mouth and something Animal Crossing related comes out my mind fills with nothing but this song.ย
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joekceryโ:
Just think about it this way: maybe thatโs how you show the love for our friendship while we show it by preventing you from getting married again.
I wish I could argue that but honestly, thatโs fair. Sounds reasonable to me. Why are you always the man with the plan?
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text ;; kj โ evan
KJ: The fuck???
KJ: Why haven't you dropped mine at my place?? Bro, we need to do this now. I haven't done that kind of stuff since I was a kid. It'll be even more entertaining now because I've got a girl to make fun of.
Evan: Gross negligence smh. Are you sure it's going to be you making fun of her and not the girls making fun of us for being literal children? Either way, I'm pumped. Can't wait to have super secret late night conversations with you.
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iMessageย โ camaro mendesย ๐
Cami: Never! I'm good! You should come to visit us soon and bring Billie.
Evan: Man, I'm down. I need to get out get weird. Where are you guys at the moment?
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itsnataliadyrโ:
Do you think itโd be easier to bear for you, if youโd take a painkiller whenever you have to give someone a compliment?ย
Oh, definitely, but I donโt want to grow an addiction, so the compliments would have to get even rarer.
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larsonhqsโ:
Right? Something about a woman who can give tattoos like thatโฆinfinitely more attractive than she was already. I hope to be as cool and badass as her one day, thatโs for sure. Really? Evan, thatโs a lot of trust you have in me not to just draw something stupid on you.
Youโre already halfway home, so you can definitely do it. Although, you are a little naive when it comes to our friendship - who said you could do anything on me? I said you can use the tattoo gun, Iโm generous, not stupid.ย
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text ;; kj โ evan
Evan: Just thought you should know I have both our walky-talky's here and when I'm feeling particularly sad I talk into mine, waiting for a reply that will never come.
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