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evenmorecrows · 3 hours
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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)
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evenmorecrows · 3 hours
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old German lady gave me acupuncture today
she lifted up my shirt, saw my top surgery scars, and immediately went "WHOA! What caused THIS?"
my fellow comrades, it took every atom of my strength not to just say the funniest lie I could think of on the spot.
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evenmorecrows · 10 hours
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evenmorecrows · 14 hours
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i need to get myself some motivation around here
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evenmorecrows · 14 hours
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why are bathroom sinks designed like that. infuriating
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evenmorecrows · 15 hours
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i fucking hate this guy
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evenmorecrows · 17 hours
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My VtM character, Seth, City Gangrel. Kinda insane and feral dude
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evenmorecrows · 17 hours
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's nothin' a kiss can't make better ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა
aka: what vik can't see won't hurt him
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evenmorecrows · 1 day
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abdolute pervert
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evenmorecrows · 2 days
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I think people gotta realize and remember most trans guys can't access hrt/surgery or don't desire it and they are very much real boys as others who do have access to those resources. the reason why I draw most of my boys as "non passing" cuz they look like me and others.
I saw someone bring that up as a sort of "criticism" a few days ago which is valid but also like, it's how I express and rep boys like me.
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evenmorecrows · 3 days
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evenmorecrows · 3 days
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IN HER GUTS
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evenmorecrows · 3 days
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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
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