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sorry i havent been posting heres this as consolation

someone else definitely did this i literally remember seeing it but heres my rendition

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Made this fake email exchange between Elias and Tim a while back for a zine I was part of. It accidentally got left out (my fault, I hadn’t realized until it was too late that we forgot to include it) so yall get it now :)

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When I say ‘protect sex workers’ I specifically mean protect them from Mr. Bonzo

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Nigel Dickerson: The joke of my show has become my reality. Nigel: I'm imprisoned in a house I can't even call my own, forced to live with...that...that Thing. Nigel: For pity's sake, I have to spend my evening by the door waiting for him to return so he doesn't smash through the wall. Nigel: The only remaining scrap of joy in my life is knowing that He's sent out to face down monsters just as bad as he. Mr. Bonzo: *Bonzoing contentedly up to the door.* Mr. Bonzo: ....*expectant* Nigel: ...Welcome home, Mr. Bonzo. Mr. Bonzo: Bonzo BONZO! Nigel: If...if you don't mind telling me....where did they send you? Mr. Bonzo: *dips a finger in Putrid Meat Juice and etches out like a kids' fingerpainting*: STRIP CLUB :) Nigel:

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Nikola doodles, I like the idea of giving her an anatomically wrong skin heart

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uh oh

UH OH

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John used all his simussy in that line

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New fear entity just dropped... The UK Government

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Can’t believe the UK government was confirmed as one of the fears in the latest episode

The horrors grow ever worse

#the magnus protocol spoilers

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Thinking about my thoughts on Inkneedles ship from Magnus Protocol, apologies for followers who saw this already but I decided it needs its own post. I am getting somewhat Magnus Protocol brainrot i admit

Inkneedles dynamic is like imagine a Twitch Streamer and a TikToker who both met as mututals on DeviantArt in 2013 (Needles nuked their DeviantArt years ago when they blew up on Vine; Ink5oul still has their DeviantArt and refuses to get a more professional portfolio of their work), and they lowkey can't stand each other but no one else likes them so they can't get rid of each other. And the reason everyone else hates them is totally the fault of their toxic friendship. Like Needles 100% outed Ink5oul as nonbinary in a Tumblr callout post on one of his alts but blamed another one of their mutuals and convinced Ink5oul to go no contact with that mutual to keep up the lie. And the few TikToker friends Needles ever made all got their accounts mass-reported when Ink5oul got jealous and sent their Twitch audience after them. And they're always sabotaging each other like this. But Needles stays in a spare room on the second floor of Ink5oul's tattoo parlor rent free and stays up until 5AM making DIY piercing tutorials on TikTok (note: these tutorials are all terrible, unclear if he's doing that intentionally for the whole Fear Monster thing or if he's just bad at it naturally), sleeps past noon every day, and gets woken up by Ink5oul blasting the most atrocious dubstep remix of a Lady Gaga track you've ever heard in your life. Needles has 100% doxxed Ink5oul's home address twice over this behavior, refuses to admit it, but all the same Ink5oul won't give him their new address after the last time. Also every time Ink5oul threatens to kick Needles out for not paying rent, Needles just gives Ink5oul a promo on his tiktok and gets the twitch stream like 200 new followers and Ink5oul decides to let it slide. Both of them have huge folders of "receipts" on their phones about the other one in case they ever feel like they need to cancel them. Notably none of these receipts are about either of the other's supernatural crimes, it's all just stuff like them being problematic or petty.

Ink5oul calls Needles a clout-chaser on stream at least once a week. Needles is vague-posting about their bourgeoisie "landlord" every few days. They hate each other. They can't escape each other. Crackship of the century.

Also I rescind my other post about them, i think i do ship it now actually

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Elias was so evil for this smh. Leave his ass (or lack thereof) alone

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plunged into the deep end

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ink5oul would 100% be the type of person to wear those dumb little cloud/bat sunglasses that have the dangling gems. like there is zero doubt in my mind theyd wear these little shits

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Ceaseless Watcher, turn your gaze upon this wretched thing

That’s one of my prettiest pieces and i am really proud of it so if you could reblog that it would mean everything to me 🙏

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happy first reoccurring character to INK5OUL!! May their crimes be numerous <3

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Gwendolyn Bouchard my beloved, you've gaslighted, gatekept, and girlbossed too close to the sun.

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Love Ink5oul so much. Avatar of the influencer, I tip my hat to thee

#the magnus protocol #the magnus protocol spoilers