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me: *Finds a sea shell on the beach*

me: *Puts sea shell to my ear in hopes of hearing the ocean*

sea shell: Hi, I am Erica! How are you? :) I am a game developer and I and my team are currently working on a impressive game-

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when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

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(via meanboysclub)

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anyone here a fool?? anyone here stupid??

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*dabs concealer on my personality*

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the honeypot emoji is so underrated give her her moment 🍯

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nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack

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When your mom says no to McDonalds

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I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

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Medical offices have a lot of nerve asking you to show up 15 minutes early but then not getting to you until 45 minutes after your scheduled time.

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I want this love

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me walking into class late, 2 over due essays, didn’t do the extra reading, no pen, no notes, and didn’t bring the textbook

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