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Babe I swear I just saw their reblog first, I didn’t ignore yours, it was just that yours was further down the dash, that’s not on me that’s on tumblr babe, tumblr wants to drive a wedge between us, I love you I swear babe, pls believe me pls don’t let them win

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tumblr isn’t even social media to me…. it’s just me hanging out with my friends in a group chat of our own thoughts

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LETS GO GOONERINAS!!! MATCH DAY!!!

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Match day and dont forget :

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obsessed with these wtf

#my 15 year old self gets a metaphorical boner at this #fernando torres #my first football love #liverpool fc

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distraction save me distraction save me distraction save me distraction save me distraction save me distraction save me distraction save me distraction save me distraction save me distraction save me distraction save me distraction save m

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I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.

#distal phalanges #i think i can live without one of it

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It really is crazy how getting comments on a fic makes you want to kiss them on the mouth with tongue

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shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

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there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever

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"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

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how?? just how?

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fuck dortmund and fuck terzic specifically for not letting marco retire with bvb. that's not the way to treat your fucking club legend.