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girls be like I’m fighting demons and the demons be bad sisi adaptations
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Apparently my director went to see a production of West Side Story a few years ago, and the guy playing Chino forgot his gun before coming out for his final scene. Once it got to the big scene where he is supposed to shoot Tony, he screeched “Poison Boots” and kicked the actor playing Tony until he went down. The girl playing Maria then had to jerk the shoe off of Chino’s foot, and had to do the gunshot scene asking “How many kicks Chino? How many kicks, and one kick left for me”.
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Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it
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Flautist Melissa Jefferson plays slaver James Madison's 200-year-old crystal flute in the Library of Congress.
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Alright. If this post gets 10k notes, I'm gonna read the entirety of homestuck.
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if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue
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when i know a mutual is going through my blog it feels like i am being graded
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PEOPLE!!!! new people to tumblr!!! stop leaving ur blogs empty n shit its freaky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at least put an icon on that beast
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i fucking hate fruit flies literally get out of my face im not a fruit
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Some computer related jobs will periodically send you emails posing as phishing scams and if you open it you automatically have to take a web safety training seminar and I just think they should do that for tumblr except with reading comprehension
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doing as many pushups as possible before I get top surgery so I can be like this
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