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One of my favorite things about Morrowind's unique flavor compared to other games in the series is how the Morag Tong (Morrowind's equivalent of the Dark Brotherhood) is actually a legally sanctioned organization within the province's legal system, as Dunmeri politics consider assassination a valid way of resolving political conflicts between the Great Houses because at some point they realized that a noble paying to get another noble assassinated is probably a better alternative for everyone than starting a whole civil war about it.

#honeatly fun idea. do the cops check in with your boss to make sure iy was a real hit and not a personal murder

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anerican choese

#truuuuuuuuueeeeeeee #tasty tadty homf

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why so men's penised? <-the gay joker

#-the joker #I do think the joker would be a chaser #becaues he would think a woman with a penis is a punchline. and hes the jokes

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Old faculty : New facility :: Old tuba : New tibia :: Old spurt : New spirit

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I have been somewhat obsessed with the phrase "In what scientists are calling 'pretty gay,'" for many years because of this ancient xkcd

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If you take unsalted nuts from the store and get your own slat to put it on it doesn’t taste any different or better or worse and doesn’t cost any less or more but you can still do it and nothing bad will happen as far as i know

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a lone voice cries out in the darkness

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i wonder if dragoons ever stand in their ready pose out of habit

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wtf….did someone just INSULT the big 3… one piecers get your pirate thinsg. bleach grab your laundry detergents. naruto grab the shells of the people you used to be

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you're in her dms im in the windows screen saver maze and im fucked im so fucked please help

#windows screen saver maze but unsolveable and the only object thar spawns is a minotaur that will always flee around a cornwr when seen

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mfw when I'm casting in the name of god and remember the time I was ye guilty

#what a banger. 3 notes

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all good grandsons strive for these stats

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patchy himejo

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the singleminded reading of Signalis being ‘anti-communist’ is an extremely reductive and lazy take on what the game has to offer in its narrative. if you actually play the game? you’ll notice that (and a lot of people have pointed this out) it does not deliver any moralistic stance, on ‘communism’ nonetheless—and that imagery is used to present a level of hauntology in former socialist states. and that if it WERE moralistic in any sense, in my reading/opinion, it would be more concerned with nationbuilding and nationhood itself—the literalization of how ideologies can be used (by fascists in this case) to build the ‘body’ of a national greatness itself; and i fail to see how a narrative that can produce this sort of reading is reactionary at all if not necessary!

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Mistaken identity : I’m afraid, my good sir, that you are mistaken :: Trigonometric identity : I’m afraid, my good sir, that you are trigonometric