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INTEREST FORM FOR LIFESTEAL SMP S5 PRINCE ZAM ACRYLIC CHARM IS NOW OPEN. LIMITED TIME.

If you want one PLEASE FILL OUT THE INTEREST FORM as I will only be producing slightly more then demand. The form will only be up for a few days.

LINK: https://forms.gle/RcygehiN3UFNfVst8

By optionally leaving me your discord / username, I will also contact you before putting the charms up publicly on a storefront to see if you'd like to place an order. Filling out the interest check is not a commitment to buying one, it just lets me know you would be interested. More Charm Details + Pricing under the cut

Details: An acrylic charm featuring prince zam from the deadliest minecraft smp in his pirate and void arc designs on the front and back of the charm respectfully. All charms come with an attached golden star clasp for attaching to your keychain, bag, etc. -i got told directly from the guy it was chill for me to make and sell these as a fan merch project, but this is still an unofficial project and is not managed by content creator princezam.

Expected Price: 8$ -> 10$ USD - dependent on how much I am exactly quoted for when placing the manufacturing order + cost to ship the charms to me Charm Size: ~5cm / ~2in - subject to change following requests by manufacturer

Materials: Acrylic with an epoxy resin coating on the front side.

ETA: 8 to 10 weeks + time to ship to you

-Ships to you from the US, I am personally mailing each charm myself. Letting me know your country in the form helps me understand the shipping prices and time more, but is optional.

The charm design is subject to approval by the manufacturer, some minor design changes may occur but is not expected.

If you have any more questions, feel free to send an ask or dm me. reblogs appreciated as well.

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happy trans birthday for all trans people out there (me)

#really awesomesauce

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bucket . like the stanley parable

zam I've got Mt friends to watch you and am so happy!!!!

that’s so awesome. Indoctrination is my favourite form of growth. I love when my following spreads from person to person like an infection. the best part about being PrinceZam.

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Hypothetically cars are added to lifesteal, would ls!zam drive a 1990 Mazda MX-5 Miata (with the eye headlights)?? Can he even drive??

I think so but I strongly believe he doesn't have a lisence. He’s still capable but he is actively breaking the law. Is probably own one of those cars in yellow that really feels like a PrinceZam car lol

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i think during gay joker arc zam would wear big platform boots in order to be taller than minute

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i think during gay joker arc zam would wear big platform boots in order to be taller than minute

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ohmYMLORD YOU ALL FIND A WAY TO MAAKE ANYRHIFN INTO YAOI 😭😭😭(I am you all)

#hellloooo everybody

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"everything i do revolves around you"

"i love you" "i love you too" "wow, even though i'm threatening you?" "i knew it was coming"

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that was my first time watching a lifesteal stream in like 6 months i dont know what is going on in season 5 at all . the red sky was kinda awesome. guns were scary. i hope u kill more people soon ^_^ will be trying 2 tune in more - @renchant

I can try to summarize the entire season in like 3 paragraphs it’s going to be so terrible and long I’m so sorry watch me do it here we go

So basically… lifesteal season 5 begins…. There’s a group called the PMC that consists of MinuteTech LeoWook and ClownPierce and since they’re all big strong men they beat up every other team on the server. Eventually the PrinceZam + Pangi pirate team group up with Gucci Gang (Bacon Parrot Mapicc) to beat them up because they’re really strong and scary. Eventually Clown stops logging on so they feel the need to form a new team called the Phantoms with Vitalasy Jumper and Reddoons and they go around jumping people by staying logged out and then all logging in at the same time after someone’s lured to a location. It got them a PrinceZam kill but they failed against Mapicc and Bacon. Tons of fights happen that are just PMC vs Gucci Gang + Me or LaLa Legion (Spoke Ash Ro Spoke) vs Us or whatever. Eventually new members get added, Squiddo Pentar Jepex Wemmbu. There’s a gay wedding between Parrot and Ashswag. Squiddo kills the entire server at a birthday party. Midmystic makes Pangi and I an awesome pirate base and lastly a chunk of the server lowkey stop logging on.

Now because of the void left by the players that are now gone (Parrot, Vitalasy kinda, Reddoons, Poafa, Woogie, Vort3x etc) Mapicc and I have no choice but to find a way to make things awesome again. We build a void trap at spawn and try to lure Minute and Planet over, successfully killing Planet (this is ok because he’s a 20 heart monster this season btw!!) Bacon, Pentar and JumperWho join us and together we start a team called The Abyss, a group of players that want to revive the server by destroying it. By making ourselves the big bads of the server every time people logged on their goal was to kill us so that we’d stop making the void hole at spawn bigger. They tried other things like filling the hole with water and obsidian but those all got fixed relatively fast. After months of constant fighting over this big dumb hole to the void at spawn eventually we come up with an end goal. We were going to turn the entirety of spawn island into void. While working on this insanely large project we get jumped and after like 5 battles where Planet just keeps dying but his teammates live, he bans himself in the void hole. Before doing so he asks what our goal is so I told him activity, and he says “well in that case I guess in a way I’ve beat you”. This was like cold asf so we immediately switch gears deciding we need to make our plan way awesomer and cooler so we add a puzzle for them to solve!! It’s super long and if they couldn’t finish it in 7 days the entirety of spawn would be turned to void. Our team immediately got to work running big bedrock break machine and cleaning out layer after layer. However, as this is all happening Wemmbu Squiddo and 4CVIT reveal that they have a massive canon that will blow up literally EVERYTHING on the server unless we give them 50 hearts. He blows up 4Cs entire beautiful base to show he’s not joking around. Minute and his group are able to find the canon and break it saving the server but for a time the entire server was united against wemmbu. The Abyss goal was completed before our final project even began which sucked, but we kept moving forward. To get people interested Minute added Rekrap2 Back To The Server!!!! He was here to help them finish the puzzle and after a week of us racing to void everything and them solve our puzzles, it was over and they had won. The 5 of us now had to jump into the void but that’s when JumperWho revealed she had been a mole the whole time. For 3 months of constant work on the void hole, she was betraying us. Relaying everything to Minute and his team. Filled with rage Mapicc decided to bomb her base but ended up with Clown Leo Minute Jumper and potentially more on him so I came to help but I wasn’t ready to fight Jumper, somebody I’d been allies with for 3 months. I managed to escape but I could t believe it. Afterwards Pentar also left our team leaving just Mapicc Bacon and I.

The next paragraph is basically everything that’s happened since so basically the last month or so. To fix the lack of order on the server players could now run for God! Mapicc, Minute, Squiddo and 4CVIT/Reddoons decided to run. Simultaneously Branzy was now working on a carnival which was really cool! During one of the games I rigged it so that Jumper would die which was silly revenge but then for serious revenge me and Mapicc tried jumping her but she got Minute to save her leading to us losing badly. Afterwards the presidential god stuff starts taking priority and to campaign we ask a bunch of people to vote for us. In the end we came 2nd place, and Pentar as well as Pangi voted against Mapicc. Pentar made sense since he never said he would vote Mapicc, but Pangi had quite literally betrayed all of our trusts by voting for Squiddo. Also Minute came dead last despite helping everyone on the server regear and also saving them from void which is hilarious. The winners were 4C and Reddoons who instead of actually running themselves chose to give their presidency to CaptainSparklez! It takes him a while to join and during that time period to fill the lack of things going on Mapicc and I start an all out war against Jumper. It started with a silly spar against MinuteTech that ended up turning into a 2v2 against Jumper as well. We got them to run the first time around but the 2nd time we just lost badly. The next day Jumper said she’d deliver stone from Vitalasys old base to Midmystic so we hid in Vitalasys base and once she showed up we killed her. Minute logged on and she ended up coming back but we escaped with me on the brink of death. Because of this they were angry angry at us but we didn’t care we wanted to make them more mad so we started base hunting and found Minutes base for the anti abyss people. When I got there Minute was there so Mapicc showed up and we 2v1d him, during which we spawned a wither in the base bombing the area and revealing a third of the 200 armor sets I had stolen from me during the void arc!!! Eventually Jumper showed up so we decided to run away taking our win, but after we had another fight where they jumped us at my base and we ended up losing after an extremely long and hard fought battle. Before this I forgot to mention but Bacon Mapicc and I brainstormed a team name as well as an end goal, SPOILERS NO LIFESTEAL MEMEBRS READ BEYOND THIS!!!! Essentially we wanted to reset the server to how it was on day one, breaking apart every team and then resetting every area back to how it looked on day one. With this goal in mind I realized we’d need to actually be able to kill people so I needed to get past being on 9 hearts. 4C/Red made hearts literally uncraftable so I had to kill. This segment is really cool there’s a 10 or 20 minute clip of everything that happens and if I tried to explain it I wouldn’t do it any justice but I’m sure somebody will link it below. Anyway after the awesome clip moment I’m evil now so I try to kill Pangi. I lead him to our old day one base and get him to help me repair it but he is wayyy too sus of me. I eventually muster up the courage to block off the bases exits and ask him over and over why he voted Squiddo, as this was supposed to be revenge for that. However, MinuteTech logs on and arrives at the base leading then 2v1ing me but I end up escaping. We scream at each other before I leave to set up a new base. Later that night Pentar calls with Mapicc and I to join our team and thanks to him I’m basically able to fully regear myself after losing almost everything to all the fights we had with Minute and Jumper. I end up on 12 hearts by this point and I think that’s most the shenanigans rapped up, all that’s left is the captain sparklez stuff which this specific asker has already seen I think but for anyone else I personally believe this should be vod watched!! Up to you of course but I’m sure someone else would be willing to summarize all that stuff.

I spent an hour writing this on my phone before bed and I can’t believe it took this long. I thought it’d be shorter. Sorry!

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Thank you z tumblr

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too in character too locked tf in I just laughed hysterically on the phone with my mom and kept it going for an uncomfortable amount of time what is wrong with me

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i keep thinking about zam saying yesterday that he initially wanted his characters to be totally separate between s4 and s5 and then changed his mind but didn't know how to reveal this in a character moment or anything and trying to imagine what vitalasy might have done in a world where zam had some sort of dam breaking moment in regards to the past before he left. anuway what if we all died

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trick or treat 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

im getting to these late. gg for you!

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planetlord......

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even if theyre dead and gone they still live rent free in my mind

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reflections of oneself

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text from 'the stag and the quiver' by richard siken ^_^