so i’ve realized if i get top surgery i’m gonna have my nipples removed so ive been coming up with a list of replies to say if people ever ask me where my nipples are:
“i had nipples until… the incident…”
“a piece of advice: never try to zip up your jacket in a wind storm!”
“that’s the last time i go to shirtless benihana i’ll tell you that much”
Emma: How did you get out of those handcuffs?
Rumple: I had a key.
Emma: Where? We searched you.
Rumple: I swallowed it last Tuesday.
Henry: Cool, how'd you know you'd need it?
Rumple: I swallow it every Tuesday.
April 28, 2024 - An unintentionally funny video by a zionist propagandist shows off some good organisation and discipline at the UCLA encampment for Palestine.
While we're at it: using language that downplays genocide is a form of genocide denial.
Joe Biden isn't doing a bad job, Joe Biden is providing material support for genocide.
Israel isn't handling the situation badly, Israel is committing genocide.
Employing euphemisms minimizes the reality of this genocide. It's disrespectful and dangerous.
If you are more uncomfortable with the word genocide than you are with the reality of genocide, then you are not prepared to be part of any serious discussion. Work on that on your own time.
I would like something more in the opposite where you start off with a full orchestra, but every time one of them dies, their instrument stops. And like, it still plays known music, but bit by bit, you notice gaps in the scores. Maybe during one of the main characters solo, they dies right in the middle, and there's a long string of silence. Maybe at the end, there's a single instrument (triangle) for the lone survivor.
the beauty of watching star trek is that one episode is 4.7/5 stars with an absolutely groundbreaking concept and worldwide critical acclaim and the very next episode is the worst thing aired on television that decade