exoticghosts

[exoticghosts]

obsessed with adaine being the only one who keeps asking arthur to come back and do his fucking job

[exoticghosts]

lesbian visibility week!! gonna draw a sapphic ship a day :)

today is the starcrossed lovers kristen and gertie from d20 fantasy high junior year <3 if anyone knows their ship name PLEASE tell me

[exoticghosts]

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

[exoticghosts]

I Don't Want Your Money,

I Dont Want Your Crown.

See, I've Come To Burn Your Kingdom Down.

Kipperlily Copperkettle & Buddy Dawn || Dimension 20: Fantasy High: Junior Year

[exoticghosts]

i love being a k-6 teacher because I can say things like "I've been here the whole time!" like Sam Reich and my students just laugh

[exoticghosts]

[exoticghosts]

“dnd exp leveling is dumb,” i say into the mic.

the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"they’re right," it says. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the second row stands: brennan lee mulligan.

[exoticghosts]

as funny as aguefort's "violent deranged lunatics" last stand speech was, I think it's honestly really important to the conceit of d&d in general. like you cannot start analyzing the moral and ethical quandaries of the bad kids adventures without picking the world apart entirely. it's d&d! you're supposed to grab your banker by the balls and aim a pistol at his head! you're supposed to crash a pirate ship into a building in hell! you're supposed to turn hundreds of feet tall and grab the sun out of the sky! you're supposed to be wild and outside the box and fun and reckless, because it's all imaginary. which aguefort has been preaching since literally day one.

I understand why kipperlilly is mad, I do, and gorgug's anguish after "we didn't have to study at all, we could've just done this?" is such a succinct example of it. but it's aguefort!!!!! what did you expect!!!! of course he put in a system for people to just go hogwild and win with abandon! kipperlilly has been going to the school for at least 2 years before now. and aguefort is the most powerful and insane wizard of their age. why the fuck did she expect it to be different. that's what I don't understand. she's got a vendetta against the very foundation of how aguefort runs. she was just never gonna thrive in that environment. hudol and mumple are right there kettlecook cuntclapper, transfer away. this is aguefort bitch.

[exoticghosts]

[exoticghosts]

Today's episode was a masterpiece honestly

[exoticghosts]

“Hey, them’s the breaks.”

[exoticghosts]

In episode one of Fantasy High, Adaine casts Tasha's Hideous Laughter on Aelwyn and Aelwyn not only makes her save but reverses it onto Adaine. Eleven episodes later, Adaine casts Tasha's on Aelwyn as the final blow to defeat her in an all out battle and thoroughly embarrass her in front of all of her peers.

Now, Adaine casts the same spell on Aelwyn as a bit of good natured teasing and Aelwyn elects to fail the save.

Aelwyn might not want to heal as fast as Jawbone wants but she IS healing. They both are!

[exoticghosts]

oh you Know the rat grinders gotta be losing their MINDS at the fact that all of the bad kids passed their classes for the year immediately after they tried to get them expelled

[exoticghosts]

It's so cute how the novel fandom has all the "How can LXC recognize NMJ's abs?" jokes and the drama fandom has all the "How does LXC know JGY's body has no curse marks?" jokes

[exoticghosts]

ball gukgak: character of all time

closeups hehe

[exoticghosts]

Nie Huaisang is such a character. He can faint on command. The character guide in the novel describes him as a dandy and lists his weapons as saber (ostensibly) and crying (actually). He stalked a canary for several days and then sneaked it into class. He collects porn and shares it with his friends. He's in a sword wizard society and his clan in particular is known for their blades but he never once has a fight scene. His characteristic accessory is a paper fan. He failed summer camp twice. He formed a Golden Core nearly a decade later than everyone else his age. When his brother was killed he set in motion a several years long revenge scheme that involved both careful planning and insane improv. He built a reputation on not knowing anything. He threw himself on his brother's killer weeping and saying "if you don't help me I'm killing myself in front or you." Truly who is doing it like him

[exoticghosts]

eye of the vulture king