exponentialb-zukas

[exponentialb-zukas]

Do you still have any patriotism for Blackrock? You seem to be very popular there, even after your retirement

No comment. I don’t want Rocket to follow or think differently because of what I believe of certain things.

Neither do I want him to experience the same faults as I did.

#phighting! #phighting parody #phighting zuka #bzuka #//ooohhhhhfhhgh #father zuka instincts

[exponentialb-zukas]

hey mr b zuka. so most old guys i meet either despise chocolate or are a chocolate addict. tell me, which side of the scale do you fall on

…I like chocolate. 70% Dark, mostly with almonds or walnuts or even berries inside of the bar. White chocolate is pretty good as well.

#phighting! #phighting parody #phighting zuka #bzuka #//he would like hersheys kiss the cookies n cream one #he would love sweets #but hes old #hes gotta regulate blood sugar/hj

[exponentialb-zukas]

Я в твоих стенах, хе-хе (:

Which wall specifically or do you skitter around like a roach inside the wall?

Im jokin' with ya, get out.

#phighting! #phighting parody #phighting zuka #bzuka #//had to google translate tjis #zuka would find the spot ur in and blow it up lowkey

[exponentialb-zukas]

my friend drew you and your son

Thanks a lot, Rocket likes it a lot so I might pin this on my fridge.

#phighting! #phighting parody #phighting zuka #bzuka #//id pin this on my fridge #GAAAAH single parents #Grrrrr

[exponentialb-zukas]

heyyyy!!!

you thought you could escape from me didn't you?

Can I ever escape from your tomfoolery?

#phighting! #phighting parody #phighting zuka #bzuka

[exponentialb-zukas]

square tf up. rocket is not safe from me >:]

I still got my gear buddy. One hand is all i need to blow you into bits.

#phighting! #phighting parody #phighting zuka #bzuka #//im back for a bit :3 #IM SORRY FOR DISAPPEARING #im trying my best to focus #its not working thats why im here

[exponentialb-zukas]

Haii Zuka haii how do you feel about ships with you??

With me? Theres people "shipping" me?? With who?

#phighting! #phighting parody #phighting zuka #bzuka #//i am guilty #sorry mr zuka i am charged with multishipping/j

[exponentialb-zukas]

Dad... why is everyone out for me? Am I really that bad of a person?

*he's totally not on the verge of tears...*

-@rocket-from-crossroads

No kid, there are just demons out in the world who harm others for fun. You're not someone bad alright?..

Trust me, you're a good kid Rocket.

*He gives a small pat on the head and then a gentle hug*

#phighting! #phighting parody #phighting zuka #bzuka #//WHOEVER IS O UT FOR ROCKET MEET ME AT A WALMART PARKING LOT RN?!?@??@!!!!!!!!!! #that was /j dw

[exponentialb-zukas]

//OOC post

hey guys!!!!!! im trying my best to be active here but i got a bunch of life stuff coming up so i might be on a hiatus for a while,,, ill try my best to keep up with my inbox tho!!

#phighting! #phighting parody

[exponentialb-zukas]

How would you rate being a father out of 10

An 8/10 seems good to me. Theres pros and cons, but the good outweighs the bad.

#phighting! #phighting parody #phighting zuka #bzuka

[exponentialb-zukas]

im going to murder Rocket

Multiple people will stop you, not just myself.

#phighting! #phighting parody #phighting zuka #bzuka

[exponentialb-zukas]

here! have one of my siblings- I mean a gun! for free!

( ╹▽╹ )

Yay?... Siblings?

#phighting! #phighting parody #phighting zuka #bzuka

[exponentialb-zukas]

mr b zuka do you have bad joints yet. when do you get arthritis

Why are you asking this like you're the one thats giving me arthritis, and no

I have not and I hope I never will

#phighting! #phighting parody #phighting zuka #bzuka #//my back feels broken even tho im just a teenager guys idk how zuka does it/j

[exponentialb-zukas]

mr zuka sir how many people can you cram into yuor truck

Possibly 8-10 people.

...Maybe 15 if they're all unconcious.

#phighting! #phighting parody #phighting zuka #bzuka #//dont ask why he knows just trust him bro

[exponentialb-zukas]

u want a gun (✿^‿^)

Can I get a gun for free?

#phighting! #phighting parody #phighting zuka #bzuka

[exponentialb-zukas]

want a gun? ask me!

(◠‿◕)

A gun could be useful yeah.

#phighting! #phighting parody #phighting zuka #bzuka

[exponentialb-zukas]

zuka do you like waffles or pancakes better

Can I have both on one plate? Whats hard about mixing pancakes and waffles together... Both are enjoyed similarly.

#phighting! #phighting parody #phighting zuka #bzuka #//i want waffles now...