The real antagonist of Fullmetal Alchemist is the nameless Xerxian alchemist who bought a teenage boy to sweep his floors and then was like "hey, I'm going to take your blood to try to play god, you can't legally say no because I own you. If this, say, backfires horrifically in 20 years time, then I guess it's you and your descendants' problem since it's your blood lmao"
Me: God, I just love it when my OTP can cuddle and kiss and talk about their feelings and just communicate well.
My OTP: Fraternization rules mean they can't talk about it or act on it, and the only times they touch on screen are when one of them is grievously imperiled/ACTIVELY DYING. But goddamn are they functional communicators!
i will forever be bitter at the fact that we did not get to see dazai laugh in the anime when chuuya did his school girl impersonation because that’s the only moment in the manga that dazai looks so genuinely happy, he even has little tears in his eyes from laughing so hard and instead of animating that, they just had him be silent and i think that’s a crime punishable by a thousand years jail time
emotionally constipated, concerningly codependent, repentant war criminals with utterly shit coping mechanisms who grew up together (sort of) and are plotting to take over the government so they can prosecute themselves for mass murder, since no one else is gonna do it
like how does someone come up with this?? but also, thank you for coming up with this
I don’t care what anyone says, I count ORV as queer rep. You cannot look me in the face and tell me there is a straight explanation for why Yoo Joonghyuk abandons his happy life with a wife, suffers for thousands of years just to meet a constellation he’d forget, regresses again, dumps his sister (the only person he outwardly likes) for two years, becomes a hobo terrorist with a death wish, and yeets himself into the vast void of space.
I don’t care how much you love a bestie, you aren’t doing half of this shit. If you wish to debate Kim “I describe Yoo Joonghyuk’s looks in concerning detail” Dokja liking him, fine. Yoo Joonhyuk is queer, tho
to all the fic writers out there- whether you get 5 notes or 500 notes, 1 kudo or 1k kudos, no comments or 20 comments- please know how appreciated and amazing you are! fandoms are forever grateful for the continued stories and adventures, and none of that would be possible without you. thank you fic writers, we love you!
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