f1zzarollii

[f1zzarollii]

@blitzo-buckzo hi

Hello. Stabbing is sexy. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

#for nonlegal reasons this is not a joke #☆ fizz.txt ★

[f1zzarollii]

Hello. Stabbing is sexy. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

#for legal reasons this is a joke 😁 #☆ fizz.txt ★

[f1zzarollii]

Who fucking put raspberry lemonade in my water bottle. I need to make out with them immmediately

#Hmmm. yeah i’ll post this #☆ fizz.txt ★

[f1zzarollii]

how do you survive being a performer it seems super stressful

Ummmmm be gay be egotistical stab people sometimes

#I give awesome advice guys 😁 #☆ fizz.txt ★ #♦︎ asks ♢

[f1zzarollii]

NOTHING IM INNOCENT I SWEAR

hello beloved amazing boyfriend who has done no wrong ever

Wgat the fuck did you do

#i accidentally deleted the drawing you sent me instead of something else :( #ALSO I LOVE YOU BUT PLEASE USE AUTOCORRECT IM FUCKING BEGGING YOU 💀 #☆ fizz.txt ★

[f1zzarollii]

Hello hello! It’s me, the one and only Fizzarolli!! Your favorite jester in the seven rings!

My age is.. up to debate :3 (serious answer if you’re curious, though: thirty one)

I’m a fictive!

First off, I’ve got some boundaries for anyone planning on talking to me!

Literally just don’t be too much of an asshole unless I know you.

Pleeeaaase don’t be on here if you’re under 16!! I don’t wanna completely ban minors, but I’m not comfortable with younger people following me :/

Don’t talk about anything regarding the whole fire thing. You know what I mean by that, fuck off.

Other than that, knock yourself out, I don’t give a fuck about your guys’ weirdass parasocial relationships with me as long as you aren’t a huge creep.

Real quick warning that this blog is gonna have a lot of flashing shit! Keep yourselves safe pleeaase :)

My awesome sexy boyfriend who needs to use a spell check @blitzo-buckzo <3

Aaaand @angel-dust-official of course!

Also I reblog stuff on @f1zzarolli-alt

That’s all I’ve got for now, folks, but I hope you hang around!

#hellaverse fictive #flashing tw #☆ fizz.txt ★ #hellvua boss fictive #fictive intro