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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “a little less sixteen candles, a little more touch me” 😳 you’ll be dropping “im sorry” like youre still around 🕯️🩸💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw them sleepin on your folks porch again dreaming she said she said she said “why dont you just drop dead?”

My buddy vampire Pete Wentz pacing: vampire william beckett is lying to us

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take figures out of their boxes btw. sew patches on your favorite jacket. go to bed with your favorite plushes. wear the pants you usually save for special occasions. draw something cool on your wall. put a sticker on your laptop. dye your hair and pierce your lips. glass is meant to break, metal is meant to rust. items are meant to be used. that's how the world knows that somebody loved them.

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The remake reboot prequel sequel industrial complex is killing me but the good thing is I don't have to watch any of that. I can just think "that sounds boring or otherwise doesn't interest me in any way" and do something other than watch it

#me unless it's a shitty horror franchise #gimme more bad and gay horror movies

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The sick reality is that many of the renowned academics and writers among Gaza's thousands of martyrs will, in twenty years time, be quoted and memorialised by the same universities and institutions that have denigrated them and enabled their slaughter.

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Knuckle tats that say Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

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me when i see the most gorgeous image on pinterest that fills the void in my soul (i have been looking for it my entire life) and it refreshes 0.2 seconds before i can click it

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impulse purchase? impulse purchase? i pulse purchae? impulse ourchase? i pulse pkrcgae? imphbsi pufccjBeev? impudlwe pufxjjabwvv?

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love this sentence because it makes it sound like he’s lying about his height. Lestat is six feet tall (source: Lestat)

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this too shall pass

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sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

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if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years

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well i may not be the prettiest person in the room or the coolest person in the room i think im at least the third funniest

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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

#i got a lot of pants #i dunno what to say #i hate laundry😖