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lightbulb bee brooch
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adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”
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Mixed media jellyfish by DannyLaiLai
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laios u cant be a hair-pulling bitch, cmon ur Better than that
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my mom, dead in the middle of a conversation, slams on the breaks in the middle of a country road so she can pull over and take a picture of all these cows running for cover from the rain and adsfkjlfkdjg and thi dskfjfgj
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sendra vintage red cowboy boots
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Frederick Judd Waud, Rum Row, 1922. Via Art Gallery X
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last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
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i wasn’t joking
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so my bf's legs are uneven so when he walks he tends to drift left and my hips are twisted I tend to drift right so when we hold hands we cancel out
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i need everyone to see this video
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are you the gay who can drive or the gay who can cook
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when tracy chapman said “I know things will get better / you’ll find work and I’ll get promoted / we’ll move out of the shelter / buy a bigger house and live in the suburbs” and bruce springsteen said “someday good, I don’t know when / we’re gonna get to that place where we really wanna go and we’ll walk in the sun”
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