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sometimes I'll reblog a funny post I don't even relate to because. whatever. I'm a girl and I love having my screen brightness at 200% always but that's not gonna stop me reblogging a post like 'im a boy who loves to turn down the screen brightness' because I am open and accepting of all of life's viewpoints by nature. do I make sense

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Somebody has learned I was keeping the paper towels on top of the fridge and then taught herself to jump on top of my cabinets so my paper towels are no longer safe

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pros of putting laundry away immediately after it is dry

less wrinkles

yayyyy organization

it is done

cons

right now you have to do it. Right fucking now. nightmare world hell on earth torture realm pain and suffering and carnage

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The three kinds of bird species name

1. God’s Specialist Little Boy

2. Hot Breasted Milf

3. Grey Bird With Brown Head

4. Walter’s Fingernail

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I know deer are like 500 pounds of muscle but they LOOK like they're hollow. I should be able to knock on a deer and hear a metallic echo. that's what God intended but something went wrong

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YOU are a neurotypical cisgender woman. going about with your latte and such

[obediently] I am a neurotypical cisgender woman. Going about with my latte and such

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every time my bf says “for the time being” i respond with “for the time bean” and then we say “all hail the time bean” and carry on the conversation like nothing happened

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STUPID HIGHLY SPECIFIC GRIPE

(and of course the only time this ISNT an issue is on MOBILE)

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Long time jerker first time burster. Just wanted to write in and say keep up the good work, love the show. Also can anyone let me know if that was supposed to happen? should I go to a hospital?

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Give me a V!

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ignore the fucked up emoji please

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if you don’t know what’s going on on twitter it literally feels like the end of evangelion over there

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computer hungry feed her 123movies