"you've changed" i sure hope so bro i just did my magical girl transformation sequence
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for yesterday’s @guardian review
#writing #greetingcards
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Reblog if you practice witchcraft or tarot.
🔮✨⚡️
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Accidentally swallows the coin I was buried with and gets left on the dock for eternity because I couldn't pay the ferryman
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Zeus: Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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Vampire and werewolf dating
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Atlantis is like if they took a cast from a work place related comedy (think Parks and Rec, Brooklyn 99, The Office) and instead of low-stakes hijinks sent them on an Epic Quest
and it’s great
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The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.
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i just think it's incredibly poor planning that turtleneck season and vampire season fall at the same time. how dare you force me to choose between my two dearest loves at once. i want to speak to the manager.
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