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she thought she killed they asses💀💀😭

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next mission:

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when you’re really drunk looking in the mirror

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0 to 100

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me, every single month without fail: huh weird I feel kind of bloated and lethargic but also very hungry??? and I’m breaking out??? and my back hurts??? this is so strange I have never experienced this before in my whole entire life… what could this be

me a few days later, every single month without fail: oh

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I hate whoever made this😂😂😂

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when u return from costa rica and still need 2 fake tan

#how embarrassing #and i return from my hiatus w a selfie how narcissistic

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Lunch

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im a witch i mixed some herbs and crystals together and now my cat knows the f word 

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