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And is that waify little idiot hiding behind you your boyfriend or are you being haunted by some sort of spectral ghool?
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this too shall pass
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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.
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Peeing!
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in the club bathroom doing lines of bran flakes and probiotic yogurt
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did the beat go off?
i nut and then my meat go soft?
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my dealer pulls up in his squirrel-drawn cart and tells me he's got some straight gas. i take one hit and am instantly filled with apple-cheeked good cheer
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does a little jig so you think im just fucking around then grabs your ankle and begins the descent
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california girls we’re inconsolable
dreams of doom the visions wont stop
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