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#░▒ ¦ ╯MATERIAL THINGS MAKE THE WORLD A LITTLE MORE BEARABLE╰ ( aesthetics. ) #█ ▉╎╯IT WAS JUST A HALF BAKED QUEUE╰ ( queue )

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“What did you say?”

        random starters    .    .    .  ╯   @riivered   ╰   .   .    .   accepting ! 

                                                      ‘   I said FUCK this.  ’  

                               JESS DOESN’T EVEN KNOW  who this guy is  !      it’s a party and she’s tired of hopelessly wandering, bumping into drunken teens who find somewhat comfort in using the floors instead of restrooms or trash cans as a means of THROWING UP.  POOR WASHINGTONS !  everything they have to go through when it comes to JOSH’S FAMOUS PARTIES ! 

                 ‘  GET  OUT  OF  MY  WAY  , or i don’t know.  be useful and help me find my boyfriend.   ’

#riivered #░▒ ¦ ╯INBOX STUFF╰ ( answered ) #☼ ¦ ╯PARTY HARD AND THE NEXT DAY ACT LIKE NOTHING EVER HAPPENED.╰ ( halloween. ) #// idk what this is but thank you for sending!

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RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS

Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.

Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.

SHORT

“Marry me.” “Do you want me to leave?” “You are not going without me.” “I can’t believe you!” “I swear it won’t happen again.” “What did you say?” “I’m not jealous.” “You’re jealous, aren’t you?” “We can’t keep doing this.” “Are you sure this is legal?” “Isn’t this amazing?” “I’m going to take care of you, okay?” “Stay the night. Please.” “You can’t die. Please don’t die.” “Run away with me.” “You did WHAT?” “Quit whining.” “Get outta my sight!” “Why are you so annoying?” “Were you ever going to tell me?” “Never in a million years.” “Don’t ask me that…” “I might have had a few shots.” “What’s with the box?” “W- What are you doing?” “Say it!” “I could kiss you right now!” “Are you done with that?” “What’s going on here?” “Stop pinning this on me! You started it!” “It’s your fault we’re in this mess.” “Did you do this on purpose?!” “Kiss me.” “Are you still awake..?” “Excuse you?” “This is all your fault!” “I can’t believe you dragged me into this.” “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!” “I shouldn’t be in love with you!” “It’s not fair!” “I could kill you right now!” “Knock it off!” “Screw you!” “You’re a complete moron!” “I love this song!” “I can’t be in love with you!” “Make me.” “Don’t tempt me.” “I hate you.” “You are infuriating!” “Just shut up already.” “That doesn’t even make sense.” “Bite me.” “Eat me.” “Kiss my ass.” “Just admit I’m right.” “Just admit you’re wrong.” “You are being ridiculous!” “That’s irrational.” “Listen to me!” “That’s not what I meant and you know it.” “Don’t yell at me.” “That’s it. End of discussion.” “I don’t believe you.” “You shouldn’t have said that.” “Fuck you!” “Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.” “How dare you?” “I dare you!” “It’s you, it’s always been you.” “Well this is awkward…” “Just pretend to be my date”.  

MISCELLANEOUS

“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?” “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” “I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.” “You know what I like most about people? Pets.” “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?” “What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.” “I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.” “Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.” “Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.” “Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?” “Can I touch your boob?” “It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.” “You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?” “Give me cake or give me death.” “On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?” “You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?” “Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.” “Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.” “No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.” “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!” “If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?” “I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.” “What have I told you about the toilet seat?” “I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.” “I vote today to be a pajama day.” “You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.” “I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.” “I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.” “You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.” “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?” “I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.” “What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.” “I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!” “This would not happen if I had a penis!” “That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.” “All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.” “I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.” “Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.” “I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.” “To the night you’ll never remember!” “Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?” “Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.” “Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.” “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!” “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.” “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” “You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!” “This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“ “It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.” “I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.” “You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.” “You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?” “I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it” “Do you need me to kill someone for you?” “Look out where you’re going, asshole!” “Fuck the sandwich guy!” “I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.” “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?” “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.” “I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.” “There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.” “I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?”   “There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.” “It’s midnight, what do you want?” “I think I know how to use a bed.” “If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.” “You are completely unfit to handle a child.” “We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.” “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!” “When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.” “It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”

PREGNANCY

“I have something to tell you…” “I think I’m pregnant.” “I’m pregnant!” “When were you going to tell me that you’re pregnant?” “You’re smart and successful with an adorable belly.” “$50 bucks says it’s a girl/boy.” “Pregnancy suits you…” “Hello little one. We can’t wait to meet you…” “I’ll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick!” “There’s someone I’d like you to meet…” “Shh… He/she’s sleeping..” “I have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me.” “No, no, no, no, no, we aren’t ready… We aren’t ready for kids yet!” “Oh, gosh, I felt it! I felt a kick!”

FLUFF

“Your hair is so soft…” “You’re so cute when you pout like that!” “Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.” “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” “What, does that feel good?” “HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?” “Are you wearing my shirt?” “You are ridiculously comfortable…” “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…” “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…” “You’re beautiful, you know that?” “We should get a puppy!”

STARGAZING

“Aren’t they beautiful?” “These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.” “Shooting star, make a wish.” “It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.” “Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.” “Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…” “Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?” “Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.” “This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?” “Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.” “I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.

TEXTS

[text]: What do you want now? [text]: Do you want to bet on that? [text]: Guess who just got back in town. [text]: So I might be in a hospital right now… [text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore! [text]: Come on, come to the party! [text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive. [text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up. [text]: I call bullshit. [text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you? [text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship. [text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness. [text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall. [text] Who says no to sex and donuts?! [text] I know what you did last summer…

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#░▒ ¦ ╯material things make the world a little more bearable╰ ( aesthetics. ) #█ ▉╎╯it was just a half baked queue╰ ( queue )

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 ( + ) confident    .    .     .        ( + )  trusting     .    .     .     ( - )  DISRESPECTFUL  !!    

         selective   JESS    of    until    dawn    .     .     .        est.  2016   .   .    .       callie !! 

#self promo

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 ( + ) confident    .    .     .        ( + )  trusting     .    .     .     ( - )  DISRESPECTFUL  !!    

         selective   JESS    of    until    dawn    .     .     .        est.  2016   .   .    .       callie !! 

#self promo #well lets try this again and i'll try sticking around for all you lovely people <3

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it’s-pronounced-metro-city:

Handwriting can tell you a lot about a person. Go here and reblog with your character’s handwriting style!

#░▒ ¦ ╯MATERIAL THINGS MAKE THE WORLD A LITTLE MORE BEARABLE╰ ( aesthetics. ) #░▒ ¦ ╯I·M SUCH A FOOL TO PAY THIS PRICE╰ ( musings. ) #v cute v cute

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Suggestive Sentence Starters

Collected from all over the net, other memes, etc. Some are subtle, some are fluffy, some don’t have to be taken sexually, some are so straightforward you could practically jump into a smut scene in a few posts. Enjoy!

“No — no. Just keep your clothes on.” “You are so mean… and I’m okay with that.” “Is that all your mouth is good for?” “I am always looking for meaningful one night stands.” “Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.” “I would rather have a cup of tea than sex.” “Ah, ah, not till I give you permission.” “Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?” “Where do you think you’re going?” “And how are you going to make it up to me?” “My sexual preference is often.” “What a nice little sound, I think I’ll bite there again.” “Don’t worry, it only seems kinky the first time.” “Does it taste alright?” “You wouldn’t dare!” “You’re so cute when you’re tired, you know.” “Anticipation makes the hard-on longer.” “You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend/Girlfriend material.” “Nothing risque, nothing gained.” “I love when you’re rough.” “Is that a challenge?” “Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I look great- wait, I said that wrong.” “I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.” “Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.” “I’m not gonna stop leaving marks till I’m sure everyone will know your mine.” “Make me.” “What’s in it for me?” “I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.” “I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?” “What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!” “Thank god I’m wearing gloves, because you’re too hot to handle.” “Don’t stare. I didn’t want to do this.” “I think I could fall madly in bed with you.” “I need one of those hugs that turns into sex.” “Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?” “Stop undressing me with your eyes and start using your teeth.” “Can I put you on my to-do list?” “Kiss the hell out of me. Please.” “You can stay but your clothes must go.” “I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked.” “Your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like…” “This is mine. Are we clear?”

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famedqueen from the until dawn fandom

meme // accepting.

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10/10 human being would recommend

but in all honesty, we talked so much the past days and i had so much fun. we have a lot of similarities and it’s so good to talk to someone who understands you on more than one level. also staying up late to watch movies, being extremely tired the next day but it’s so worth it. i really missed that and it’s always been a bit hard for me to make friends here but i’m so glad that i met callie !!

i also love the interpretation of jess so much. all the thought behind her actions and relationships with the other characters just makes me love jess more than i already do. she might appear like a bitch to some people, but there’s just so much more and i really respect being able to look behind that facade and make her more human, in more than one way. the writing also fits very well with the portrayal of jess, the details in what she’s doing, thinking. if i’m being honest there’s not a single thing that i don’t like about this blog and would always recommend it to anyone, even people not familiar with the fandom because you will fall in love with callie’s jess.  

#save tag #▒▓ ¦ ╯CUTE LIL NOTES FROM THE BEST ! ╰ ( positivity ) #steeledveins #YEARS LATER AND SAM STILL REMINDS ME OF THE LOVELY STUFF #I LOVE SAM SO MUCH

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Halston Sage

#❥ ╯ʙᴏᴛᴛʟᴇ ʙʟᴏɴᴅᴇ ﹠ ᴍᴏᴅᴇʟ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍs; sʜᴇ·s ɢᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴏᴋs╰ ( jessica )

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#░▒ ¦ ╯MATERIAL THINGS MAKE THE WORLD A LITTLE MORE BEARABLE╰ ( aesthetics. )

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And so it is just like you said it would be life goes easy on me most of the time And so it is the shorter story no love, no glory no hero in her sky

ind   /  sel     /  semi divergent   /  head canon  dependent  /  hannah  washington  /  revamped ; 7 - 19 - 17 

adapted  by   Lee

#BB!!! #promo !! #i love her so much !!!

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         lets  make  the  most  of  the  night  like  we’re  gonna  DIE  ..... young ─

                           by  callie.    REVAMP !  (  10 / 29 / 16 - 7 / 20 / 17 ) 

#until dawn indie #revamp #until dawn #jess until dawn

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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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carlson young for luke fontana

#❥ ╯ʙᴏᴛᴛʟᴇ ʙʟᴏɴᴅᴇ ﹠ ᴍᴏᴅᴇʟ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍs; sʜᴇ·s ɢᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴏᴋs╰ ( jessica ) #what a babe !!

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HEY SISTER ! KNOW THE WATER’S SWEET BUT BLOOD IS THICKER

INDEPENDENT BETH & HANNAH WASHINGTON WRITTEN BY KAYLA AND LEE / @deathfatcd

#BABES !!!!! #SO FUCKING GR8 OMG #promo !!

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jckeass:

@famedqueen  ♡‘d  for  a  thing.

             ‘  you  see,  everyone  has  a  price.   me?   –i’m  easy.   or  well,  somewhat.  i  do  love  a  challenge. ‘

             ❝ what  an  interesting  way  to  look  at  yourself , really. i  love  a  challenge , but  i’m  NOT  easy. that’s  exactly  how  people  walk  all  over  you.  ❞ 

#jckeass #verse tbt #THANK YOU <3