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Introducing a new OM OC. Pyrion

AUGH I HAVE TO DESCRIBE HIS PHYSICAL FEATURES FIRST OKAY.

He has a mole underneath his right eye. Firey red hair, which turns orange after a few centimeters off his head. Well built, uhhhhhhhh tanish skin. The flesh around his hands, up to midway of his forearms, his skin feels leathery, as if they had been burnt one too many times. Eye color is an orange red. He always often wears a royal blue collar thing (I don't know clothing, fuck) with two great metal weighted pins, holding it down onto him.

He cannot travel around too freely without it, as he is assigned as a gaurdian angel. Otherwise he'll be sent back up to the celestial realm for traspassing borders without permission.

Okay so here's what I'm thinking

MC (his assigned human to protect) suddenly disappeared while he was away to take care of business up in the Celestial Realm. He starts losing his mind, wondering how he failed and why he failed to serve, the one day he was given rest.

One day, after stressing out to his companions, he felt a wave of primal fear inside his human. MC. There should never be a chance for an angel's assigned human to feel this unless they are getting directly attacked by something bigger than their meek monkey form. Ghosts, angels, monsters, demons. What? Where are they? Throwing on his cloak again, he dives down and roams across the whole planet. Day and night, never resting until he found his human, hia cloak gave him immeasurable stamina, strength, speed, and a pass to all worlds, everywhere. No where has he found them yet. Please be okay.

Eventually, after accepting his fate and deciding to finally face his father (god, whatever) he feels a huge spike of primal fear inside MC. His eyes go wide in shock, suddenly realizing where this shock is coming from, and from what. Is his human really inside hell????

He rushes out of heaven, throwing on his cloak and falls down there to save his human.

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"YOU, a human!" Lucifer shouts.

Spreading your arms before Beel and Luke, a feeble attempt of protecting them both. Honestly, what can you do?

But then as soon as Lucifer was this close to touching you.

Fire erupted in the room, orange blaze flared the walls into a vibrant orange, one you'd only see in the sky back home. Behind you, Beel's eyes widened and Luke's mouth gapped.

Lucifer was set ablaze, his voice was muted in a cage of crackling flames. Almost as if the air around him no longer allowed sound to pass through.

He doesn't care right now that MC is staring at him like he had a whole elephant trunk on his face. A stranger,he is to MC, even though he's known them their whole life. "Where the fuck have you been!?? I could have lost my job with you! Why wasn't I warned about this?"

In that moment, his inner dad came out. Stressed. Angry. Frustrated. Sad. Relieved. MC doesn't know why they're getting yelled at by this sudden guy, but it certainly was a strange situation to be in.

Certainly

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Good god it's hilarious to think about the interactions of Goose and Lucifer. All the brothers don't like goose but they've already accepted them into the family, in a way.

I imagine for these two specifically, birds of a feather really do stick together. (I will do Mammon and Goose's interactions in a later date). This idea originally branched from the idea that Goose, when excited, people often see a small white floof of a tail pop from under Goose's shirt. Seeing that Goose has no wings, but Lucifer has not 2, but 4 whole feathered wings to spread and fly. Goose really admires those wings.

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Goose: *sneaks around*

Goose: *sneaks around*

Lucifer:

Goose: *sneaks around*

Lucifer: Goose, can you stop going about like that in the shadows?

Goose: *falls off the roof of the building and lands on a trashbag*

Goose: Heeeeeyyyyyyy Lucifer, uuhhhhhhhhh what brings you out here today in the Devildom hahahaha?

Lucifer: I live here

Lucifer: And I'm just going on a walk for some errands. And a coffee.

Goose: Ohhhhhhhh hahaha, I didn't, uh, know that, hahahaha.

Lucifer: Now can you tell me why you've been on the rooftops of every single store building I've crossed on my way here?

Lucifer: And why you thought I wouldn't see you, the only white goose, out of all the darkness geese of the Devildom swamp?

Goose: Damn you saw me

Goose: Uhhhhhhhhh I dunno I.. Heh..

Goose: *head hung low* I just wanted to see your wings again..?

Lucifer:

Goose:

Lucifer:

Goose: Uh..

Lucifer:

Lucifer: *sigh*

Lucifer: Sure, you can just ask anytime back at the House of Lamentation. No touching

Goose: *tail goes POOF*

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Gerik and Satan don't talk much I feel. But when they do talk it's quite weird and strange.

Not awkward but weird and strange.

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Gerik: Satan, I uh. I need a little.. A little help?

Satan: Oh? With what, exactly?

Gerik: *shuffles in his feet because he doesn't know how to interact with the embodiment of wrath*

Gerik: I-I-I- uh, it-it's about Lucifer-

Satan: *mood drops*

Satan: Just put two cups of Devildon soil into his shoes next morning.

Gerik:

Gerik:

Gerik:

Gerik: *weakly* What why

Satan: *is leaving*

Gerik: I-I just wanted to know if Lucifer doesn't like cooking. Ei-Either because he's not good at it or-

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I imagine Gerik and Ary's friendship is kinda simple. Very predictable but at the same time what are they gonna do?

Well, this is how I imagine them to be before the trip to the Devildom exchange program.

Part (1/2)

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"Maybe you should try talking to her."

"What?" she says unbelievably, "Like hell she's gonna listen. She ain't wastin her breath on backtalking me why should I waist my breath making sense of it all??" She sighs, taking a can of soda out of the box and opens it. "Actually, I think you're right. I don't even know if she is back talking me anyway, she'd never do that, I know her well enough," she clinks her can with his half full one on the table.

They were at their usual place to hangout. A picnic table under a large oak tree. The orange sky receding along the far sides of the world turns Ary's light blue eyes into a hue of color that reminds you of a crystal amber in the sun, her hair into a beautiful color of orange and gold.

Gerik loves this place. He always came here with his old friends. However, life moves on. These late years, he's sat here alone, often bringing Juni and Dina out to eat the grass and explore nature. Not that he minded the solitude, but rather, it was getting a little. Bland. A single picnic bench under an oak tree with a calm lake that seems to go on forever. Orange sunset enriched his hair into more vivid colors of bronze.

He scratches the left side of his face.

"I feel like everything will keep on changing and changing no matter what we do," he says. She looks at him wondering what the fuck he's going on about this time. "I feel like something can change in the blink of an eye and a snap of two fingers. So many things can happen in 2 years, imagine what can happen in 2 hours," he pushes his glasses upwards, "There's not much we can do about it other than accept we don't have full control. As soon as we do that, we can force the universe into our hands." She just stares at him. Not knowing what to say.

And then she says something.

"What the fuck are you going on about?"

He startles, "Ah-"

"Who snaps with two fingers? I thought you do it with three?"

He sighs and laughs, "You do it with two."

Are we taking a.. A selfie? He thought.

"No, you do it with three." She brings her hand out and snaps her fingers. Realizing only two were ever touching and were needed for this action all along. "Oh." He laughs a lot at her little mistake so she stands up out of the bench, "Alright smart guy, if everything can change that fast, we may as well keep a memory of this somewhere." He tilts his head in her suggestion. Flattening her lips and rolling her eyes, she took a picture of the bunch of empty soda cans she drank with the box behind it all, next to his half full can. Surprisingly, it came out to be a nice picture. Pulling him out of the bench, she finds the perfect angle for the sun and the phone to be positioned and flipped the camera mode.

Are we taking a... A selfie? He thought. He took off his glasses and smiled anyway.

Snap

"Wait wait, don't forget this, we gotta get this too," Ary started dragging the box of soda off the table and lifted it to her shoulders, "Okay, we can do it again," she does a stupid face and he just laughs behind her.

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"Welcome to the Devildom."

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK, THIS LAUGHTER IS-

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHHHAAAAAAA

I love this Hori, I really do. You even included Goose I-

I'm gonna get into my coffin now because I have officially DIED.

Ship HC’s...ON CRACK

AHAHAHAHAH- okay lemme calm down so I can write this-

So I might’ve been on crack writing this uh-

Ships on crack les go

Keep reading

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During the Paws-n-Claws pop quiz event with Goose. Because my brain won't stop throwing these crack headed ideas at me.

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Lucifer: This urge is nothing for me that I already can't handle, enough with it already.

Mammon: Ball!

Catan: Ball!

Levi: This sucks

Beel: I hongor for meat, Goose is friend I sorry again. :c

Asmo: I feel so pretty. Am I pretty, Goose?

Belphie: This tail is so ahhhh. No Goose, I'm not letting you of all people touch it.

"So what if Goose had to turn into an animal too?"

"Hahahahaha, probably a goose."

"Goose 2x?"

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Goose: *feels a tingle in their spine*

Goose: *falls over in extreme discomfort*

Mammon: !!! Ya good there, Goose?

Belphie: Huh? Goose?

Asmo: Goosey goose?

Levi: Hey, if this is how I think it will go, I think it'd be cool to see a goose/dragon hybrid, lol.

A human sits before all of them. White short hair and the darkest of brown eyes, with gentle soft features and skin.

???:

The bros:

???:

The bros:

???: *touches face and looks at hands*

Asmo: Oh my wow, you're a beautiful human.

???: I don't feel like honking anymore.

Satan: Yep, it's Goose

Belphie: *doesn't know whether to think this should be the normal or to have Goose change back*

Beel: I suddenly feel like throwing up.

Levi: Well if my animal was underwhelming I'll say this was cranked full power, lol.

Lucifer: Where is Luke

?Goose?: Where is Luke

Asmo: Are you a boy or a girl?

Satan: Where is Luke, this is tearing my brain apart.

Goose: Where is Luke

Belphie: Where is Luke

Asmo: Where is he anyway, this is too much for even me to handle.

All the bros: Where is Luke

Everyone: Where is Luke

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Luke: I came back with-

?Goose?: LUKE

Luke: Uwah!

Luke: *drops the dang thingy*

?Goose?: WHY

Luke: Wh-Who are you???

?Goose?: W H Y W O U L D Y O U O N L Y N O W C H O O S E T O B E T H E C U T E C H A R A C T E R T R O P E W H E R E Y O U T R I P A N D D R O P S O M E T H I N G I M P O R T A N T .

Levi: That's what I'm saying

Luke: Goose?

Goose: I now have an existential crisis everytime someone calls me that.

Luke: Yep, that's Goose

#goose #Goose #MC #OM MC #OM Lucifer #OM Mammon #OM Levi #OM Satan #OM Asmo #OM Beel #OM Belphie #Paws-n-Claws pop quiz event #If this idea hasn't been in my mind for the longest time then I'd write more #But eh

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So this is Goose's worst conversations with the bros. Get ready to feel the emotion the bros feel whenever they see Goose.

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Lucifer: Goose

Goose: Lucifer?

Lucifer: You know how last week, you put potted plants upside down onto the ceiling for the science fair project to see if the seeds will still grow upwards?

Lucifer: And it fell down?

Goose: Yes

Lucifer: And landed on Diavolo's head?

Goose: Yes

Lucifer: And how you escaped punishment for that time.

Goose, turning their feet: Yes

Lucifer: *transforms into his demon form while pulling out a rope*

Goose: I'M FAST I'M VERY FAST-

Lucifer: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSE

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Goose: Mammon-

Mammon: No thank you

Goose: Mammon come back here-

Mammon: I don't know this guy

Goose: Mammon-

Mammon: Please Goose, just go away-

Goose: But I have an important question!

Goose: Do you or do you not have contacts with Mr. Krabs?

Mammon: * r u n s *

Goose: ARE YOU HELPING MR. KRABS OR CAN MR. KRABS HELP YOU?

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Levi, playing games with Goose: Goose no

Goose, playing games with Levi: Why not

Levi: You're on your last life and I can't defeat the boss by myself, don't go fight this guy, we can just sneak past him.

Goose: But xp

Levi: Goose

Goose: I think I can take him.

Levi: Don't, I'm not going to revive you.

Goose: I have good enough defense.

Levi: Stop

Goose: I'm going

*Goose ends up bringing the enemy guy to kill Levi first and then Goose*

The game: Player 2 is now dead

The game: Player 1, you are now on your last life

Levi: ...

Goose:

Levi: .....

Goose:

Levi: ........

Goose: L-

Levi: Get out

Goose: Levi-

Levi: Go

Goose: Levi please-

Levi: No

Goose: I can do better-

Levi: Get

Goose: I-

Levi: Out

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Satan: Goose

Goose, drinking soda: Huh?

Satan: How do you do that?

Goose, putting away the soda behind their neck: Do what

Satan: Tha.. That

Goose, now sucking on a lollipop: What?

Satan: Where did that lollipop come from-

Goose: This one? *waves it around*

Satan: Yes

Goose: It's not a lollipop

Satan: What-

Goose: *claps their hands onto the lollipop and it turns into a pocket knife*

Satan: How-

Goose: That is for me to know, and you to keep wondering.

Goose: *engulfs the pocket knife into their hand and continues sipping from their soda*

Satan:

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Asmo, getting used to Goose's goosedness: Goose your feathers are dirty.

Goose: Huh? I didn't even notice. Where?

Asmo: *goes to pinch it off* Right here-

Asmo: *pulls out a small plactic can with the word 'Playdough' on it*

Goose: Oh that's where it went, I've been looking for this for years.

Goose: *opens it* Eugh, I guess the salt got to it first.

Asmo:

Goose: *eats the salt*

Goose: *gags*

Goose: *closes the can and throws it far away into the Devildom sky* Never again

Asmo: *is near faint*

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Beel: -Which is why I don't try avocado and eggs together anymore.

Goose: All because of a little joke?

Beel: Yeah..

Goose: I gotta say, this joke is golden-

Beel's tummy:

GRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Goose:

Beel:

Goose: I think I have food on me somewhere-

Goose: *pulls out an avocado sandwich and a hard boiled egg*

Beel:

Goose:

Beel: :l

Goose: *offers up the food*

Beel: >:l

Goose: Listen, I didn't know I had these, I thought I ate them already okay?

Goose: And you don't have to eat them together, just take one-

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Belphie: Goose stop

Goose: But-

Belphie: We're not friends anymore remember?

Goose: Of course we still are. :C

Goose: Remember that time when I put a lighter shade of black dye into Lucifer's hair gel?

Goose: And then whenever he sees a mirror he just can't figure out what's wrong with his look for today but nobody else noticed?

Belphie: Yes

Belphie: But this

Belphie: *pointing at the pillowcase over his pillow* Is unforgivable

The pillowcase is a poorly drawn printed picture of Goose and Belphie setting the world on fire with the words, "Best friends" on it.

Belphie, failing to contain his smile: This is so stupid Goose.

Goose: I know

#goose #Goose #MC #OM MC #OM Lucifer #OM Mammon #OM Levi #OM Satan #OM Asmo #OM Beel #OM Belphie #I cant sit in my chair reading this without wheezing like a low juiced battery voice recorder for stuffed animals

[fan-goose-vilvopa]

Goose is a very socially bad person. Not awkward but just kinda bad. This us how the first few (decent) conversations they've had with the bros.

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Mammon: Heya duck

Goose: No duck

Mammon: Whatever, ya got any money I could borrow? I'll give it back-

Goose: Yeah, I've got a leg and an arm to lend.

Mammon: Hah?

Goose: *pulls out a mannequin arm and leg out of nowhere*

Goose: You can take these and run, Syrien's Sews is still looking for them.

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Goose: Hey Levi-

Levi: Listen, you are far from everything being a normie but what do you want, you're not normie enough to be considered air headed but at the same time you're not cool enough either so make it quick.

Goose: Ouchies :c

Goose: Anyways, I just wanted to give you a gift I got inside the Pentagonal Mall on the other side of the Devildom.

Levi: Is that Toru-Chan's Phyria brand legendary limited edition cosplayer wiz-guiard wand?

Levi: You're my new best friend.

Goose: HOLD UP, YOU ACTUALLY KNOW WHICH ANIME THIS WAS FROM I JUST THOUGHT IT LOOKED KINDA NEAT-

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Satan:

Goose:

Satan:

Goose:

Satan: *is trying not to be rude but cannot help the fact that he just wants to know what Goose is*

Goose: *knows*

Satan: (thinks to self) I want to so badly ask because these books aren't helping my research.

Goose: I once met a minotaur.

Satan: ??? Tell me all about it, I'd like a first hand experience of how minotaurs behave.

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Goose: *is approaching*

Asmo: (thinks to self) Oh no, it's Goose-

Goose: So one of these days you wanna help me paint myself black and brown to look like those Canadian geese for fun?

Goose: Also I think it'd look cooler-

Asmo: .... Makeover? 0w0

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Beel: *tries not to think of Goose as a meal*

Beel: *fails*

Beel: I'm hungry....

Goose: AH BRO DON'T GRAB ME BY THE NECK AND BITE ME NA NA NA I HAVE A PARTY-PACK SIZED GREENHOLI FLAVORED CAN OF CHIPS-

Later

Beel: I'm sorry Goose / - \

Goose: If I said it was okay I'd be lying, but I do forgive you. I know you can't help yourself sometimes.

Goose: Now go get some food, we can chill later.

Beel: Uh

Beel: Okay :D

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Goose: *causes trouble a lot*

Belphie: *is always so amused by their such good ideas with bad outcomes*

Belphie: You're gonna need a partner in crime. To not get caught. 😏

Goose: ?

Belphie: And with more ideas that would be funnier for me.

Goose: I'm in

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Lucifer: Please leave my doorway.

Goose, singing: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Lucifer: I can't just ignore you for 2 hours straight-

Goose, singing: I'M RIGHT OVER HERE, WHY CAN'T YOU SEE ME, OHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Lucifer: Please..

Goose, still singing: AND I'M GIVING IT MY ALL, BUT I'M NOT THE GOOOOOOOOSE YOU'RE TAKING HOME. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Lucifer: *is this close || to actually killing them*

Goose, singing: I KEEP DANCING ON MY OWN.

Lucifer: For the last time

Lucifer: It's GUY you're taking home, GUY.

Lucifer: NOT GOOSE

Goose: I know but I'm not some guy.

Goose: And see, you do know about human world songs.

Lucifer: Is this why you've been scream singing this same nonsensical song for the last 2 hours?

Goose: Honk! It's a good song!

Lucifer: Yes, it's good, but you keep messing it up.

Goose: I'm not messing it up, haven't you heard of joy wording songs where you throw in some fun versions of the same song unofficially with folks you know?

Lucifer: No! Who does that?!

Goose: Unfortunately for you, you and all your friends.

Lucifer:

Lucifer: *is pissed*

Goose: I'm going to tell Diavolo this is a fun thing to do with friends often-

Lucifer: Don't

#goose #Goose #MC Obey Me #MC #OM Lucifer #OM Mammon #OM Levi #OM Satan #OM Asmo #OM Beel #OM Blephie #Honestly if you want to become friends with this cursed being of chaos then by all means prepare for the randomest shit man. 👌

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Julia: help a blind girl out, who is the hottest in our group? (Referring to MCs)

Gerik: I- You- Why- A-A-Ah....... AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *runs*

Ary: Well, to me, Reese is 👀👀

Goose: *looks around* Um. I'm not sure if this has come to you yet but- I'm not exactly the person you want to ask about this. 😂😂😂

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(\ ♚ /) 卯咲子 だよ: Fave thing about Devildom?

Gerik: My favorite thing? Well, I think it's the new people I've met here. I don't think I would've met anyone else as fun as these people here with the ones back home.

Ary: I learned a few different ways of living thanks to the sins. How in one way you could be the embodiment of wrath and envy and not be a total douche all the time, heh. No offense Satan and Levi, I met some other people before and those people were total dicks. Don't look at me like that, come on, we're still friends right?

Goose: I have to say, all the stares are a lot different down here than surrounded by other humans. I get asked a lot of strange questions but the first thing people said to me was "Hello" and not "What the hell am I looking at?"

Goose: Also, I found out that demon made products are a lot more different than the things I'd find in the human world like this chainsaw that emits electricity-

Gerik: What-

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Ary: GOOSE AHHHHHHH

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(\ ♚ /) 卯咲子 だよ: Hello gang! ♡ Out of all the demons you know, who do you find the scariest and who - the most calming to be around? owo

Gerik: Ah, I-I.... Well, to be honest I think that- Lucifer is the scariest to be around eeeeehhhh. He's ah, em, erm.. D-Don't tell him please? I dunno but whenever he gets that glint in his eyes when he sees me it- it's like he wants to- Punish me for no reason??? I guess that's a way of saying it! But- Why does he want to hurt meeeee ahhhhhhh.. Ary says I'm overthinking it.. Perhaps she's right.

Gerik: Well, Satan and I don't talk much at all, but I think his presence would be very nice to be around if I just drop the fact he might rip my head off if I keep studdering too much ahahah.. Well, so far Beel's company is nice to be around, he's a very relaxed demon when he's not hungry. Unpopular opinion but Mammon's presence is also a very soothing one to have. That is, when he's not hanging out for the sake of money. One time when I was just laying in my room he came in and started talking to me. He's a good friend to have, haha!

Ary: Good grief, who's the worst to be around? Belphie. I swear to their father and his name and soul that he wants nothing to do with me and I don't know why that is. He often looks at me like he has knives in his sleeves when we're talking to each other, sheesh. I don't know if the Avatar of Sloth even likes me or he just has something in mind for me in the future.

Ary: Well, I don't find any of the bros to be a relaxing presence either. Not that they all don't in their own way. I just often times like to be around Levi and Lucifer when I can. Levi is fun to pick on.

Goose: I dunno man, I don't think any of them like me. Lucifer might hang me upside down again out of nowhere, Mammon might ask me to help him rob a bank or something, Levi tells me that I remind him of a video game, Satan often side eyes me and when we do talk he looks like he's observing me rather than looking at me, Asmo looks like he gets a cold sweat when he sees me, I'm taller than Beel but that doesn't change the fact he might see me as a meal, and Belphie dislikes me now. /, - \,

Goose: I'd say that, they're all very good folks to be around when they think I'm not gonna pull out a glock from under my shirt, heheh. Also, wanna see what's under my shirt?

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How would Gerik and Ary describe their friends? (MC Group)

Gerik: Ah- What kind of question is that? Oh, well, I'd say that a lot of them are really kind. Kind and obviously they care about each other and me too. I'm sorry if I always seem a bit too nervous around everyone b-but I do make the efforts to be inclusive as well.

Gerik: They all obviously see each other as family, some not admitting to it ahaha. Although a few of them scare me sometimes, I guess that just shows me on how dependable they really are, eheh. The others, are really sweet towards me and I can only appreciate them too. *sigh* I do wish this exchange program would last a little longer.

Ary: Uh

Ary: I dunno

Ary: I guess they're good people to be around I guess? Very good folks to talk to too heh. Making them laugh is what I suppose I like seeing out of them the most, it's nice to see people smile.

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There are three folks a few of you may know.

Gerik: The instinct driven man, 22 years old, tanned skin, freckles to the left side of his face, and through all his studderings and jumpy nature he will protect you.

Maryus (Ary): She's a blonde female who doesn't know how friendship works. Of course... A few of you know what she's truly like..

Goose: Goose headed human, the OM brothers cannot believe their eyes and cannot stand this cursed being who causes too much trouble. Once greatly acquainted with Belphie, in an incident that included not being good with interrogations, accidently snitched on poor Belphie and therefore trust no longer surfaces in their acquaintanceship. Bruh, this dude can stretch their neck for miles and miles and nobody knows why, or why it is that they can pull the randomest shit from out of nowhere.