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The lack of Bryce x Connor fanfics out there is disgusting.

Don’t fanfic authors realise I am mentally unstable. I’m not just in love with a fictional man, but a dead fictional man.

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i don’t think i will ever get over connor </3

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Celaena Sardothien: A Summary

Sam: I love you. I only said that I hate you to hide my true feelings.

Celaena: Aww, I love you too! We could leave Rifthold and start a new and peaceful life without Arobynn--

Celaena: Oh shit, why did you die???

Celaena: *spends a year in Endovier*

Dorian: I think you're pretty.

Celaena: Hm, I want to kiss you.

Dorian: I love you.

Celaena: Eh. Too princely.

Chaol: *flirts, kind of*

Celaena: *flirts back*

Chaol: I... I may, um, love you?

Celaena: Eh. Too loyal to the king.

Celaena: *gets sent to Wendlyn*

Celaena: Ugh, finally. No more boy drama. I just have to figure out how to--

Rowan: You are a worthless coward and you would've been more useful if you died ten years ago.

Celaena: Stupid, arrogant, immortal bastard.

Celaena: I WANT IT

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hahahaha *starts sobbing*

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And then they both ran away from Rifthold together and lived happily ever after, the end.

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How is Dorian both, the most precious adorable bean and the sexiest character, at the same time?

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Umm Her Royal Highness Queen Aelin Ashryver Whitethorn Galathynius

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I love just how everyone always talk about how Rowan and Aelin did it on the beach or the moment of Manon and Dorian in the ship, but at the same time forget that Chaol and Celaena did in a broom closet XD

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I still don't get how Celaena chose Chaol when Dorian was right there but okay

Go off, girly

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my greatest shame as a reader is that I do not have an aesthetic book shelf

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No self-proclaimed bookworm has all five:

1. Reading every day

2. A good grade in English class

3. Trying books outside their preferred genre

4. Realistic dating standards

5. The ability to pronounce the words you read

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This christmas just remember whatever gift you think girls want you're wrong. what they actually want is a dagger

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finishing a book and having to go back to ur life is one of the worst feelings

literally what do i do w myself i wanna live in them

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Anyone else occasionally picks up a book again to reread just the kissing/sex scenes, or is it just me and my perverted mind?

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Then panic the night before the exam because you got so lost in a fantasy world that you didn't get to revise the whole material✌🏼👁️👄👁️

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I’m a simple person. I just want to spend my time reading young adult novels with complex fantasy worlds, a female protagonist who stabs for fun/can fight, and a quippy black haired character who is her enemy/love interest. I know what I like.   

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Nothing sexier then a fictional man suddenly noticing an injury on their love interest and going unnaturally still, their eyes darkening, their voice hardening with deathly quiet as they say "who did this to you?"