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thank uu so much hun!! I’m really sorry for asking but would it be fine to talk in private or inbox ? I just wanted to ask you something :'3 if you feel comfortable.

It’s no problem! I don’t have that many followers but I’m always happy to help c:

#my inbox should be open to mutuals so just give it a sec

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PLEASE HELP. URGENTLY NEED THIS! No judgement please :(

172/3400 I know this is a lot to ask. I’m just under so much pressure. I’m 35 weeks pregnant. I need help paying for rent and get groceries and pregnancy stuff. I’m hustling to work full time while being this pregnant. My feet and ankles are swollen. My dad, who I live with, was just taken to the hospital tonight to stay. He’s 74, obese, diabetic, and has cancer and congenital heart failure).. I owe my dad and some friends money. Nothing is going well for me and I’m really scared that I’m going to deliver soon. I don’t want to be homeless and I seriously can’t do this . I’m just really depressed lately and anything would help me and make me feel better. You guys have been so generous to people on here and I’m hoping I can be blessed too. Thank you so much.

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*opens tumblr in public* whoopss titties

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tshirt that says "i joined human civilization and all i got was domesticated"

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drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

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My mom's other favorite line was "Who wants to get slapped first?"

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The answer to your problems is self-discipline

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Horny asexuals you have my sympathy and respect

Asexuals who look at horny posting and think "real" I love you guys

Non-horny asexuals you have my sympathy and respect

Asexuals who look at anything sex related and gag I love you guys

All asexuals you have my sympathy and respect

Asexuals who just exist I love you guys

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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i love platonically flirting with my friends lmao its so funny

last night one of my friends hugged me from behind and i was like 'wait lemme turn around i wanna hug you properly' and he said 'cant keep your hands off me, huh?' and i was like 'i mean, can you blame me? ;)'

and like. me and another one of my friends always wink and blow kisses at each other

its just so nice because i dont normally get to experience that (im aroace) and its just. a fun and safe way for me to do it because i know im not leading anyone on or something. its just a fun little inside joke

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reblog and put in the tags something you are complimented on most often irl

#my ass and or my hair

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give me ace characters who are unabashedly sexy and flirtatious.

give me aro characters who are emotional and clingy.

give me bi characters who can't even make eye contact with anyone, let alone flirt with them.

give me pan characters who are deadpan (haha get it) and have black cat energy.

give me non-binary characters who dress completely femme or masc, who don't “look non-binary”.

give me trans characters who don't completely pass as their gender but are still respected and not the butt of a joke.

fuck the stereotypes, give me more variety in queer representation.

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nervous system calm down... calm down... no fr calm down.

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ppl online: don't trauma dump to your friends!

me to a random lady in line at my local shoprite:

#I’ll just cry in the back of a whole foods or something fuck that