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the babies (dick grayson & bruce wayne) (please don't flop this took a stupid amount of time) (i used a different pen and im not a fan switch back to my bae 😒) (i looove dick grayson as robin)

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bruce: i'm going to dress as a bat and beat up criminals

alfred, remembering all the times bruce threatened to run away but only took his spongebob backpack to the end of the driveway before coming back: haha okay have fun sir

bruce: *dresses as a bat and beats up criminals*

alfred:

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This may sound mean, but...

If you send me an ask containing links to Good Omens fan fiction you think I should read, I'll delete it. Do it again and I'll (regretfully) block you. This is a general blanket sort of thing -- I don't want to read it, legally I can't read it, no I won't make it into the next series, and, no matter how pure your motives, it's crossing a line.

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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(via)

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the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

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I call upon the fan fic writing gods to bless you with the perseverance to finish one of your unfinished drafts. 

May your fingers dance along the letters upon your device with ease, may the devil of distraction stay far from you, and may your work not need much editing.

I pass this blessing upon every fan fic writer out there.

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imagine you have the feared leader of the league of assassins on speed dial and your first thought is ah yes. he's just like my butler

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I saw this and immediately said "what every batkid said to Bruce" lol

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im keeping the assassins you sent to kill me. theyre mine now.

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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

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