do u have a bf
it’s a dream of mine to have a beautiful farm
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How do you come up with this shit?
Brain parasite
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bonding with your houseplants by watering them from a water bottle you’ve already drank from
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Nice ass, sorry about the mental illness
Thank you king
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Hi... thoughts on shrimp (As animals)? If it’s too personal to say that’s ok....
not personal at all :) so they are like creatures to me
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hmmm
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What's your sc ?
My sperm count?
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thats just the way the pussy crumbles
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yeah ur cute but can u handle my overthinking?
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Chopped but every time someone is eliminated the judges sing an Oompa-Loompa style song about what they did wrong
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