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I can't decide whether Lockwood would be all smug if he actually remembers or found out about the his-head-cradled-gently-in-Lucy's-lap thing or if he'd just panic about the implications of Lucy gently stroking his cheekbone like that

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Lockwood was such a magnificent character because a lot of male characters sort of revolve an angelic female love interest, and that’s their main motivation.

Nah.

His motivation was his dead family and his haunted house and his survivors guilt and his deep loyalty to the past and how things once were. He loved Lucy fiercely, and she definitely factored into his motivations, but she was no saint and he never made her one.

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One year ago today Anthony Lockwood smiled at Lucy Carlyle on screen and I knew from then on I was not going to be normal about this show.

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You know what would be hilarious

instead of someone uses Medusas head on Gabe

he just sees the box on the table and opens it himself because he clearly had no boundaries with Sally’s stuff

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lexi: i can’t believe you almost ran someone over!

fez: it was nate

lexi:

lexi: back up and try again

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fez: *gets down on one knee*

lexi, also getting down on her knees: what are we looking for?

fez, who’s been reaching for a ring in his pocket: dude

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cassie: when nate was born, the gods said, "he’s too perfect for this world”

lexi: please. when he was born, the devil said, "oh, competition”

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doctor: time to test your reflexes

fez: *dodges little knee hammer*

doctor: ?????

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fez: promise not to laugh? … i might have a mild to moderate crush on lexi

ash: yeah, no shit. what gave it away?

fez: she, uh, she touched my eyebrows and now i have an erection

ash: *laughing obnoxiously*

fez: fuck you, you said you wouldn't laugh!

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[at the mall]

Maeve: Excuse me? I lost my brother. Can I make an announcement?

Employee: Of course.

Maeve: [leans into mic] Goodbye you little shit.

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Aimee, to Maeve: Hey… are you and Otis dating?

Maeve: *head resting in Otis' lap* ..what gives you that impression?

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Otis: Hey Maeve I heard you like bad boys

Maeve: Not really

Otis: oh thank god

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Maeve: *gets a papercut*

Otis, under his breath: Hasn’t she been through enough?!

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Maeve: I hate being touched. I hate human contact.

Maeve: The last time I touched someone was 4 years ago when I punched them.

Eric: You’re literally sitting on Otis’ lap.

Maeve: This means nothing

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Maeve: Why is there a bouncy castle in your garden?

Otis, out of breath with no shoes on: I’m not sure.

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