"lmao this is really good" -cosmere-cat "too fucking funny" -pikesprouts "all bangers all the time" -epsilonics she/her | adult | AO3sanderson sideblog is vorinism
my absolute favourite FAVOURITE thing about john/alecto is that they are both each other’s fucked up little science project that got Very out of hand.
they are both simultaneously victor and the creature to each other at all times. they love each other they ARE each other, they are divorced and married at the same time. they (literally) can’t live without each other and each will be the other’s end. they still love each other despite this.
"you shouldn't be antisemetic because you're legitimising Israel when you do" no you shouldn't be antisemetic because it hurts Jews who deserve to not be hurt, like any other human being. you should care about not being antisemetic because it hurts people, and that should be enough for you. why isn't it enough for you?
hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
*gathers all of the people in the world who write the number 7 with a little dash in the center of it so I can study them like little critters and find out what makes them do that*
I abide by this radical statement that antisemitism is never justified/moral/okay even if it is against Jews who are objectively terrible people. This should not be a controversial statement but here we are.
the kids are always trying to bring in leaves when we come in from recess & im always like "theyre called leaves bc you Leave em there" & only one kid appreciates how funny i am