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the women of troy? nah nah, the women of depression is more like it

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Fact: The earliest reliably dated use of the phrase “fucked up” appears in the court records of a US Navy court-martial case from 1863; the way the phrase is used suggests that its meaning was already well known at the time, but this is the first known printed record of it that we can confidently put a date to.

Additional fact: Bram Stoker’s Dracula is set in 1897.

Conclusion: It would not anachronistic for your Dracula fanfic to have a character describe the Count as a fucked up old man.

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Pyrrha: Nona, Nona, think about this! I'm your hottest friend-no, Crown. I'm your nicest friend-no, Palamedes. I'm your friend!

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I wanna be defined by the things that I love

Not the things I hate

Not the things that I'm afraid of

Not the things that haunt me in the middle of the night

I, I just think that

You are what you love

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Getting murdered in the woods wouldn’t even be my least favourite thing about camping.

- Effie Trinket

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while i finish the new chapter and other wips here are some of my headcanon for Hayffie post!MJ in Twelve:

• They live together. Effie just shows up one night and it just happens.

• At first, their excuse in front of the children is "it's because she's my escort/he's my victor".

• Peeta of course knows what's up, but Katniss will remain oblivious for a while. Or at least until she catches them together lmao.

• Effie has a Monroe bob! It's easy to style/colour (just like her wigs), and it's effortlessly stylish. Haymitch loves to run his hand through her hair, and is often guilty of messing up whatever she has done with it.

• Effie will make a fuss about it, but she secretly loves when he pets her hair

• Haymitch will wake up one morning to find his geese wearing little hats or ribbons

• He IS still drinking, but way less than before because he doesn't want to worry her

• They will go to the lake together, Haymitch will pick up arrowhead's roots to cook and Effie will swim

• Even in the water she will wear a linen vest to cover some of her scars, and Haymitch will joke and say that she needs to be fashionable for the fishes

i have so many more but for now I'm done!!!

again: these are headcanons, so i'm not claiming canon whatsoever. just having fun!

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Do you ever think about how these two singlehandedly fuckin launched this ship into the ocean and started paddling as hard as they could because they both just wanted to make out with each other?? And the producers were like actually yeah we see it great job??!!!! Amen and thank god for them

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I really like Kya's hair!!!

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I sorta ran out of characters in the end but i had fun lol

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Guys I’m going to make a hot take

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I think the funniest dynamic for arranged-marriage royalty would be a queen who came here 100% prepared to murder her future husband and rule as a widow queen in her own right, only to discover that the king is autistic as hell and responds to her wish to rule with "oh thank god please do, I don't want to be bothered by these people. I can just tell them to go bother you instead, if you really want that. I've got beetles I wanted to study."

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My most stereotypically white person habit is I really do LOVE saying “looks like we got here at the right time” if a place gets crowded after we’ve been seated

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Me. But at the same time five minutes after I go out to socialise I get sleepy and want to go to bed

what do you mean i can’t read every book, study every academic subject, taste every food, live in every city in every country, visit every museum, listen to every single song ever produced, learn every language, meet every interesting person, memorize every particle of knowledge to ever exist ???

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reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future