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the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

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M'lon

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one of my favorite (read: least favorite) things about how people treat cleopatra is she’s so often called a slut or is only ever portrayed as being this incredibly sexy, often scantily-clad seductress, when in actuality 1. while some ancient sources describe her as somewhat pretty, it generally seems that what was attractive about her was her intellect, charm, and voice, and the sources that refer to her as extremely sexy/slutty are specifically out to condem her, 2. she was a brilliant politician who chose her affairs as a way of securing power for her country and not just so she could have a bunch of sex (which shouldn’t be an issue anyway), and 3. one of the men she had an affair with was mark antony, ancient roman super slut supreme, a man known for his love of sex and tendency to wear extremely short tunics for the sake of showing off his sexy legs/probably also his dick

i’m not saying there’s anything wrong with portraying cleopatra as beautiful or even sexy, because she clearly had allure. all i’m saying is that, if your cleopatra is wearing less clothing than your mark antony, there’s probably a problem in your depiction of them

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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I had a tattoo client ask if I ever used AI to design tattoos for me. Man I spent the better part of a decade doing shitty bit work as a graphic designer and now that I have the space to do whatever I want, I'm gonna let the computer generate random garbage for me? What next should I have a computer that eats my dinner and fucks my wife?

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hey hey hey

Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)

#Since you've been gone

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heidiwranglescats

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Regicide sweep 🤣

Fuck marry kill:

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Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.

It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.

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I am about to go to sleep but I am watching something that made me wonder-- when you read that a character "hisses" what do you think?

#There's also hissing in pain #But it's the inhale through the teeth you do when ripping a bandaid from a hairy leg yknow? #I mean like all words it depends on context #Like: *shut up* he hissed/ that's what the poll refers to #But: she hissed in pain when the needle went in/ that's what I mean #But!: *I see you* the naga hissed/ you can imagine that s is pretty long but that's because the character is a snake person #This was pure rambling I don't even know how much sense I'm making rn

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Reblog for a larger sample size, if possible.

#Crop top and booty shory

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I’m having a spirited debate and need a larger sample size

#Shoe shoe

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I have classes today that feel so easy, the stuff feels obvious to me.

I remember being taught the exact same thing fiteen years ago and not understanding shit. Because I was being stuffed with so much information on top of social angst that my brain clammed up.

adults are always talking about how “kids will do anything to get out of school” and okay, first of all that’s not true, but I think we really need to ask why that idea holds so much sway.

children’s brains are hard-wired to take in new information and acquire new skills. consider, for a moment, just how thoroughly our society had to fuck up the concept of education for it to be a normal thing to assume kids are universally desperate to avoid learning.

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sounds pretty based to me

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Whenever Picard and Data hang out Picard's energy is always like a father who loves his son but is terrified he's going to start talking about Pokémon again.