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sitting here. unkissed. when will it end

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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

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From the Chinese dating game show 非诚勿扰 (Fei Cheng Wu Rao), If You Are The One.

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i’m screaming Xena caused the Ides of March

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what is important to understand is that chell is not a woman in STEM. she is a woman trying desperately to get out of STEM

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actually glados would love “btw. if you even care.” as a way to end literally any sentence if portal was made in the 2020s. like yea. this test was previously a military training course that uses live turrets with real bullets btw. if you even care.

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ok well im going to build a good future for myself whether i like it or not

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Fox Mulder Flirting Tactics 101 (tweet)

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my (25M) kobolds (23F) (22M) (27M) (25F) (22F) (23M) (24F) (23M) (22F) (28M) (29F) (24M) (24F) (29M) (26M) (27F) (30F) (29M) (23M) (24F) (30M) (22M) (22M) (22M) (24M) (30F) (23M) (26F) (26M) (29F) (22M) (23F) (25F) (25M) (27F) (30M) (22M) have unionised

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THE X-FILES | 5.12

#still my favorite #the x-files

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Sigourney Weaver looking to camera between takes on Aliens in 1985, London

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clit just twitched. danger nearby

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"history always repeats itself" (I want to die btw)

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resolutions/resignations/regressions I have planned for 2024:

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Harrow: my deepest darkest trauma is that my parents killed a bunch of children in order to make me into a powerful necromancer. they died for me. their blood is on my hands.

Gideon: that sucks dude. anyways I'm going to sacrifice myself to save your life. you'll be an even more powerful necromancer. pretty sick, huh?

Gideon: why are you so upset about this

Gideon: is it because you don't like me