i hate being an adult because no matter how hard you try your house is never ever ever ever ever clean
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Happy Lesbian Visibility Week! <3
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the worst part about living with parents is i cant just wear a tshirt and panties around the house
like cmon im so fucking cute and pretty with my lil girl bulge peaking through panties, my thighs just hanging out there for all to see, my nipples poking through my shirt, my cute girlie socks....
someone adopt me like fr id be such a cute pet
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Having ADHD is that your brain either feels like
Or
And it can switch in a matter of seconds.
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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible
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this is my all time favourite post I've ever seen on reddit everyone read it please
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If i was of the fae I would trade or steal tattoos/marks/scars/etc off of people
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my horny ass would not have survived the great molasses flood of 1919 in boston, massachusetts
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which is definitely not an omen
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Back to back posts oh you poor things
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the concept of jaywalking one of the craziest inventions to me. youre just making shit up
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We should start having the "gender talk" with our children. Like "listen kid, gender isnt real, we just call you a boy because thats what is expected of us. Its totally fine if youre not ok with that, we will help you choose a gender you feel more comfortable with"
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We should start having the "gender talk" with our children. Like "listen kid, gender isnt real, we just call you a boy because thats what is expected of us. Its totally fine if youre not ok with that, we will help you choose a gender you feel more comfortable with"
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