femmephantasm
[SHOOTS YOU WITH PSYCHIC BLAST]
SHE/IT local psionic entity given flesh by the whims of the Great Dark Crucible MY NAME IS MORGANA I like violence and spellcasting and cool wepans
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quit eating nuggets with puppets and come smoke cigarettes with marionettes (post from the doll world that was revealed to me in a vision)
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Pigs React to your Infertility
Hogsworth
"Hrm well my dear how about we tuck into some truffles about it" [snorts and snirks]
Piggleton and Pigsby
"well, y/n, you should kill yourself!"
"Yeah! kill yourself right here so we can munch and scrunch on your dead body!! I am hungry pig..."
Hellpig
"well thats ok, you can always adopt."
Dr. John Hogg
"well maybe take a special pills regimine and you will be feeling plump for birthing in no time, in the meanwhile... i am going to slosh some slop into my maw..."
Piggypeeno
"Hoohoo! Oink! The only thing I hate to see barren is me sloppy trough!! Hoiheehoooink!!" [honks clown nose]
CEO of Pork and Ham Products J.H. Sausage:
"Y/N, this is a serious threat to my business empire if you can't provide me with an heir. If you don't fix this now I'll have to file for divorce... or worse." [smacks wet lips and spools raw bacon into piggy mouth] "Maybe I will kill you and feed you to me because I am a mafia pig... that's right, I'm the don of the pig mafia, and like in the mafia, they feed dead bodies to pigs... it is very efficient, because I am a pig. That is what real business logic gets you in live... power." [spanks you]
Blood Skank the Thunder-Bringer
"Yuor lucky I have my identical twin sex-slave y/n, or else i'd cut ya ear to ear for tricking me like that!!! now give me all your egg shells and carrot tops before I shoot you with my sawn off shotgun and bring youre corpse to the gas-lord of hamburg!!" [revs motor carraige which shoots flames everyewhere and hightails it out of there]
Couch Elemental
"Houh... that's too bad... why don't ya take a lay off and sit on me, y/n?" [moans just loud enough for it to be sexual]
Monica and Sammy
"Oh man i'm sorry to hear that, honestly me and Sammy can relate... we've talked about me going off hrt for a while to increase our chances but I think ultimately we can plan something when the time is right."
"Huh? What about pigs? I don't know what you're talking about, y/n."
BELGOROTH, ARCH-MAGE OF THE WHISPERING MOUNTAINS AND LEADER OF THE COUNCIL OF BLACKBLOOD DRUIDS
"I FUCKING TURNED THOSE LESBIANS INTO PIGS AND THEY'RE ENJOYING IT A LOT. NOW I CAN CALL GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS AND SAY IVE FOUND THE WORLD'S FIRST TRANSGENDER PIG. I WILL MAKE THEM INTO HAM LATER AND EAT THEM SO THEIR SOULS CAN BE USED TO MAKE A NEW KIND OF CONSTRUCT CONTROLLED BY A SLIME INSIDE A SKELETAL WROUGHT-IRON AUTOMATON WITH HUGE WOBBLING BREASTS THAT ARE TOTALLY MECHANICALLY NECESSARY FOR THE WHOLE THING TO WORK. AND THEN I WILL WATCH THEM KISS EACHOTHER FROM MY SCRYING ORB. MY PRONOUNS ARE XE/FAE/HIR, BY THE WAY, WHAT ARE YOUR'S?"
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has #VOLDO been #JUICING on that DARK SOUL??? what do we thing VOLDO GANG
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I would literally just want to be one of these and run around freely in a forest somewhere. Also, Corvian Knight (Birbman) Voldo? Yes, please.
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wha? i dont smoke tobacco thats 4 losers [sucks on my dab pen until the battery dies without exhaliing for 7 consecutive minutes] [I cantinue to stand in front of the doors of the Dollar General blocking ur way] why are you green
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th e woke left of bidans america doesnt want you seeing this :bang:
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yes i am a very productive member of society you see i look up the word "suicide" on social media and comment "no dont do that" on random stranger's posts and it prevents all human suffering they experienced i do this because the concept of death upsets me and i hate reading
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I don't know if I buy into mainstream sigil magic but its alot funnier than crystal magic because instead of someone trying to sell you incredibly common stones at a markup because they can absorb energy or whatever its like
"i want a hotdog"
"ok draw hotdog symbol"
"what is hotdog symbol?"
"make one up"
"k i did it now what?"
"now we wait for you to get a hot dog and you can thank the hot dog symbol"
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