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the important thing about batman is not that he always wins (he doesn't) or that he always can think of a way to win with enough prep time (he can't) it's that he's always 100% ready to go full in on his plans with complete dedication even if they are completely weird and probably not going to work. like "ok so to catch this murderer first i am going to grovel to diana so that she has a magical obligation to shelter to me via unbreakable ancient greek ritual. got it? Got it."

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Nightwing is objectively terrifying on his own, but the fact that he has escrima sticks that can electrocute you? Like, escrima sticks Bruce probably rigged with the power of a small planet because he doesn’t know how to express parental affection? And Nightwing is just slinging those around with a big, dopey smile?

The sound of those lighting up must be dread-inducing.

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Fic where nobody ever told Damian that his other siblings were adopted

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He’s rich, he dresses like a bat, he bisexual, he’s autistic, he’s a father of six, he’s Jewish on his mom’s side, he has three awesome parents, he never got out of his emo phase, he’s total a loser and I love him

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my favourite part of the Wayne Kids being, you know, the Waynes, and popular celebrities is the fact that these are teenagers and young adults who are given ... celebrity powers. and i know they're stupidly petty with them. every time you log onto twitter you'd see 3 of them engaged in a sibling argument, completely uncaring that it's being broadcasted to thousands of people

Dick, tweeting: Tim stole my sandwich today, hey siri how do i un-adopt a sibling?

Tim: ??? I didn't steal your sandwich??

Dick: Then who did??? It was there this morning and you were the only one in the manor the entire morning??

Tim: Dick, my unfortunately kind of favourite brother, I was not in the manor today

Dick: YOU WEREN'T?!?!?

Tim: no, I've been in my apartment all week. did you hallucinate me?? LMFAO

Cass: I was there this morning.

Dick: Oh. No wonder then??? You 2 look too similar, one of you needs to cut your hair

Tim: Not it

Cass: . . .

Tim: on second thought, maybe it's time for a haircut

Cass: :D <3

Tim: Love you too, Cass

Random Twitter User, quote tweeting the last tweet: So did you ever find out who took Dick's sandwich????

Cass: Jay did.

Dick: JAY DID?!?!?

Cass: Oh. Did you not know?

Dick: NO?!????

Cass: Oh. @/jason start running. Sorry.

Steph: Guys Jason might deadass die again Dick is ONTO him

Random Twitter User: ... Again?

Steph: hardly the point rn, jared

Babs: Why did Jason just climb in my window asking me to hide him

Tim: he's running from Dick, lol

Babs: Oh, why?

Tim: he ate his sandwich

Babs: Got it, he's hiding behind my couch now, screeching about Cass betraying him.

Dick: BABS DON'T MOVE. DON'T LET HIM LEAVE.

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Most of the artists of Jason Todd are doing the lords work. I mean look at him.

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old doodle I made of Jason.

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Bruce accidentally connecting to a comms channel that is supposed to be private and Dick and Jason are being absolutely perverts there (Bruce never wanted to know the things Dick's promising to do to Jason and also that's how he finds out about their relationship by the way) and he meant to disconnect as soon as he realized what they were talking about but it's like watching a trainwreck and he can't stop listening.

Barbara: First time?.gif

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So another half thought through idea..... this time its 5 am at least????? *desperately trying to ignore whatever is happening with my sleep schedule*

Titans tower au. Because Tim was left alone so much as a child he doesn't actually know how to, y'know, human. So when Jason attacks him in the tower Tim improperly humans at Jason with freaks him out enough to snap out of the pit-rage-wave before immediately questioning how Tim has survived this long. Tim shrugs and "I unno"s and Jason just goes "the fuck you mean you don't know????"

(Alfred tried to help Tim human properly, but with the grief and making sure everyone else stays alive and relatively healthy, it fell to the wayside. Bruce did noting to encourage proper human behavior and accidentally encouraged the not human behaviors.)

I 100% feel you with sleep. I pass out when my mind and schedule allow.

Tim is an unhinged feral raccoon who hisses at any sign of being parented. That should be enthusiastically played up for crack fics. I also hc him to be an undiagnosed neurodivergent kid. So, he wouldn't know what social standards are if they hit him with his own Bo staff. Alfred and the boarding skills tried to instill some sort of understanding in him, but the only authority Tim respects is Alfred. Alfred was also a bit busy trying to prevent Bruce from doing stupid shit while managing his own grief.

Tim, in this AU, both doesn't understand why he needs to play by stupid pointless rules (he will if he decisively needs to) and finds other people's reactions to be hilarious.

So... what does Tim do when the brother he never actually met breaks into a high secure facility just to beat the shit out of him?

He drops down to all fours and hisses.

Jason wants nothing to do with whatever the fuck that is.

#Tim weird girl energy confirmed #Dick has eldest daughter syndrome #Jason has middle child syndrome #Cass is just the ideal big sis #Steph has middle child energy but also weird girl energy #She is unstoppable #Tim has weird girl and feral gremlin energy #unfortunately he is unstoppable as well #Damian has only child syndrome and horse girl energy #Duke doesn't want anything to do with whatever the rest of them have going on #(except Cass as the only other semi normal one)

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So another half thought through idea..... this time its 5 am at least????? *desperately trying to ignore whatever is happening with my sleep schedule*

Titans tower au. Because Tim was left alone so much as a child he doesn't actually know how to, y'know, human. So when Jason attacks him in the tower Tim improperly humans at Jason with freaks him out enough to snap out of the pit-rage-wave before immediately questioning how Tim has survived this long. Tim shrugs and "I unno"s and Jason just goes "the fuck you mean you don't know????"

(Alfred tried to help Tim human properly, but with the grief and making sure everyone else stays alive and relatively healthy, it fell to the wayside. Bruce did noting to encourage proper human behavior and accidentally encouraged the not human behaviors.)

I 100% feel you with sleep. I pass out when my mind and schedule allow.

Tim is an unhinged feral raccoon who hisses at any sign of being parented. That should be enthusiastically played up for crack fics. I also hc him to be an undiagnosed neurodivergent kid. So, he wouldn't know what social standards are if they hit him with his own Bo staff. Alfred and the boarding skills tried to instill some sort of understanding in him, but the only authority Tim respects is Alfred. Alfred was also a bit busy trying to prevent Bruce from doing stupid shit while managing his own grief.

Tim, in this AU, both doesn't understand why he needs to play by stupid pointless rules (he will if he decisively needs to) and finds other people's reactions to be hilarious.

So... what does Tim do when the brother he never actually met breaks into a high secure facility just to beat the shit out of him?

He drops down to all fours and hisses.

Jason wants nothing to do with whatever the fuck that is.

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[Nightwing and Robin Jason showing up to a GCPD crime scene]

Robin: Okay, everybody stand back. The professionals are here

Nightwing: Robin, be nice. They're just doing their job

Robin: If they're doing their job, then why are we here?

Nightwing: ...

GCPD: ...

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I love how people are like Jason Todd was a demon child and all the other robins were angels compared to him like lmao robin!Jason was a fucking delight what do you mean

Dick showed up at the manor with a blue stuffed animal elephant and the rage of 100 men and the only thing thats changed is that the elephant is grey now

Tim showed up with blackmail on the fucking Batman and bullied him into accepting him as robin

Damian popped up on the doorstep holding a fucking katanna

Meanwhile robin!jason was jumping from building to building squealing robin magic! and would spontaneously hug Batman. he loved reading shakepeare knowledge and literally screamed golly jee willickers as the highest curse word in his vocabulary.

Robin!Jason was a goddamned fucking delight and all the other ones were the little demon children lmaooo

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batfam as benders

Alfred - water bender, definitely a member of the white lotus. need i say more?

Bruce - non bender who's just trained like hell like the big weirdo he is

Dick - air bender. i've seen a few things say water bender because of his fluid fighting style, but nah. he's an airbender. dick is born to fly. zitka is his flying bison

Jason - fire bender. not because of the "angry" bs, quick to react, and a bit brash? sure. but he's passionate and feels his emotions the deepest. can lightning bend but only does it when he needs to. it's the ace up his sleeve

Cass - chi blocker, and water bender. probably knows how to blood bend because of her father but she doesn't like to do it.

Steph - fire bender. smart, impulsive and fierce. determined as hell and will go after what she wants.

Tim - non bender. skilled in a similar way as mai.

Damian - earth bender. i''m sure a lot of people would say he metal bends but i think he'd be a sand bender.

Duke - fire bender. another passionate one. also charismatic, enthusiastic and intelligent.

Babs - earth bender. steady, headstrong. knows who she is. barbara can't be knocked down

Kate - just like Babs, she can't be knocked down. strong willed, and has a level head. loyal and dedicated. definitely a metal bender

Luke - air bender. i'm not super familiar with duke but from what i've read he seemed patient to me. humble, and fun.

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if NOBODY got me at least BATMAN #629 GOT ME!!!!!!!

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Imagine if Jason did somehow manage to transport the entire monument to put in his room though LMAO Dick: Jaybird, what's that... stone thing sticking through your window??? Is it... *squints* a statue??? Jason: Grave statue :) Dick: ......... HOW?

Jason: “I wanted to try and recreate the most restful sleep I’ve ever had”

Tim: … you dramatic little bitch

Dick: *sobbing quietly*