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What if Caesars Legion was called Freaksars Legion and instead of being an authoritarian state they all just got freaky

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i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around

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rdr2 honses!!

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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

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People who think this planet was created for humans to be ours are so wild to me

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they have that ugly used car salesman drip but dont be fooled they sell silly toys

it do be like that when theyre stressed man i hate when i get all nervous and cough confetti hairballs

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obligatory turtle fanart

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IT'S FALIGON DAY BABYYYYYY I'VE BEEN DREAMING OF THIS DAY SINCE 2018 WE'RE POPPIN MASSIVE BOTTLES 🥳🎉🐉🍾🍻🔥

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oomf shot me in the head with a 9mm round lmfaooooo 😂😂 i survived and im coming for them

#courier 6 #fnv

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Life looks soooooo good. Can’t wait to have one someday

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"average legionary uses 3 rolls of toilet paper a day" factoid actually just statistical error. average legionary uses 0 rolls of toilet paper a day. Crispy Josh,

#prev😭 #fnv

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cereal tastes better at night because the veil is thin

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"It is strange, this reaction I have to garlic. In all my wanderings, in all my research, I have never encountered another vampire thusly affected. It is true that some popular lore holds that all vampires have an inherent weakness to garlic, but this is simply not the case. My situation, as far as I can tell, is unique."

--Vicente Valtieri, not realizing he has an allergy to garlic unrelated to his vampirism

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still thinkin about my lone wanderer's mojave adventures

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would you a marry a swiftie with the same politics as you or a fascist with the same taste in art as you

this website has elevated suicide bait to an immaculate artform perfected like no other culture in history

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