festivehanlon-blog

[festivehanlon-blog]

the holy grail

[festivehanlon-blog]

It (2017) outtakes

[festivehanlon-blog]

[festivehanlon-blog]

“Pit bulls are bred to fight” 

 Yeah fightin back my tears

[festivehanlon-blog]

Y’all did this.

[festivehanlon-blog]

a list of current immortals

florence welch: probably like 200 BCE celtic queen

keeanu reeves: 1500 renaissance hoe

jeff goldblum: late 1800′s i would guess

harry styles: fairly new immortal, 1970′s 

lorde: 1920′s flapper era

hozier: man who even knows, rough estimate is like, 400 BCE

john mulaney: 1930′s/40′s, still bitter about the great depression probably and if he could put it in a bit with out being #exposed he would

paul rudd: newest to the immortal club, didn’t age past the 1990′s

[festivehanlon-blog]

Alienate Nazis from your content. Make them feel like it is not for them and is explicit in working against them. Whatever ways we can make Nazis feel socially unsafe and unwelcome on the basis of being Nazis is a good deed done.

[festivehanlon-blog]

[festivehanlon-blog]

Political alignment chart

[festivehanlon-blog]

[festivehanlon-blog]

[festivehanlon-blog]

[festivehanlon-blog]

i am evil and gay. i commune with the rats. i have 17 knives. i don’t have horns yet but i’m working on it.

[festivehanlon-blog]

I follow this page on Facebook called Toilets With Threatening Auras and well…

[festivehanlon-blog]

[festivehanlon-blog]

jemallon #WildIsLife #RareLittleBugger #Pangolin

[festivehanlon-blog]

worlds most wanted: bastards