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We used to be a proper website and tonight we have the opportunity to return it to it's former glory. Unleash the memes.

#donald trump #mugshot #donald trump mugshot #listen if I don't see people wearing shirts by tomorrow we will be doing a disservice #he looks like he was crying

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I would to if I saw a giant monster outside. That looks like a monster waiting for you to sleep to move and end you.

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House of the Dragon + in memoriam: Lucerys Velaryon

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no but matt and jen are such a cute couple

she hulk has dedicated a lot of time to showing that no one will be right for jen unless they treat she hulk and jennifer the same. and they’ve show countless men do the opposite

the very first time that matt is around her in her hulk form, he calls her “jen” while she is actively using her hulk strength to pick him up.

he is the first man (who is also a potential love interest) to do that. to look right at her (kind of) in her hulk for and call her jenifer. i’m pretty sure he’s also the first person to not acknowledge when she switches her forms. he just treats it as if nothing has changed because at the end of the day she is still jen no matter what she looks like

even if they don’t end up together in the long run i hope they stay friends because jen is severely lacking people who will treat her like one person

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House of the Dragon + in memoriam: Harwin Strong

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Im just gonna act delusional and pretend they survived

remember what they took from you

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I an just gonna pretend laena and Harwin didn't die. They survived fanfics are my serotonin cuz how you gonna kill my favs.

#house of the dragon #hotd 1x06 #hotd spoilers #harwin strong #rhaenyra x harwin #laena velaryon #fanfics are life

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If they gotten married so much drama would have been avoided

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON  Rhaenyra Targaryen & Harwin Strong | 1.03 & 1.05

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Corlys Velaryon sitting oblivious at the head of the family dinner table, while the family at said dinner table consists of;

• Laenor, his gay son

• Qarl Correy, household knight and very, very close friend of said gay son

• Rhaenyra Targaryen, Princess of Dragonstone, Heir to the Iron Throne, his gay son’s wife, and his daughter Laena’s very, very close friend

• Laenor and Rhaenyra’s sons who look nothing like anyone in either House Velaryon or Targaryen

• Ser Harwin Strong, his daughter-in-law’s sworn sword and very, very close friend, who coincidentally looks very like Corlys’ grandsons

• Laena, his daughter

• Prince Daemon Targaryen, his daughter’s husband who is also (1) her cousin (2) his daughter-in-law’s uncle (3) who said daughter-in-law is very, very close to

• Their daughters

• Rhaenys, his wife, objectively the coolest woman in Westeros, who has flowcharts and a short essay on what a ‘polycule’ is stashed away for the day Corlys actually twigs

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Harwin Strong beating up Ser Criston Cole is all I want to see

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Where are the Ser Harwin Strong fanfics? We all saw how he threw her over his shoulder.

#house of the dragon #hotd 1x05 #hotd #ser harwin strong #rhaenyra targaryen

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its so difficult to explain the absolute dread and fear to Americans about the Queen dying because they leap immediately to jokes and memes or rolling their eyes and asking if you're a royalist.

babes....they've planned a national MONTH of mourning for when she dies. all programming shifted to mourning the Queen, and god knows it'll be tory brainwashing.

a funeral costs around 12 million for a prince!! how much is it going to be for a Queen!! a new coronation's price???

the things this black hearted government will cut, or shove through parliament, under the guise of mourning?? the martyring???

energy bills are predicted to rise to £7700 ($8800) a year, do you understand how this can be twisted? inflation to 24%? they're already using the war in Ukraine as an excuse, but this??? gold mine for them.

I'm not saying don't make your jokes, but PLEASE understand if a British person seems horrified and shell shocked because We Know What Comes Next but even then, not under such a fascist and authoritarian government in such a poverty inducing time.

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Does everyone remember when the angel accidentally rip our lovely betty white and didn't take the queen? Maybe God gave the angel a second chance.

#queen elizabeth #the queen died #betty white #tiktok

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I just know the twitter of several countries the queen help colonize is just hell fire funny right now.

#queen elizabeth #the queen died #i outlived her bitch

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Sorry but the "a woman just died and her family is mourning" speech doesn't really apply for the woman who's responsible for almost half the world's colonisation and the death of millions of people everyday for like 70 years