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account has been adequately DEAD for awhile so it’s a pretty indefinite hiatus but!!! if youre still interested then i’ve got a new movie-based muse over here :-)
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tbh, i might muse-switch this account sometime but im??? also not sure???/ its been p inactive and I Love eyes wide shut but theres really not much leeway 4 rping, u know.
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im so ready 4 hateful eight im gonna get to see it tomorrow
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deathannouncer .
‘ okay, maybe you’re not the one i was looking for, but you wouldn’t just turn away a patient would you ?? i need questions answered. ‘
❛ USUALLY it’s a little more complicated than that, you can’t just show
up on people’s doorsteps but um, all right. i, ah, guess i can
make an exception. free of charge. go on, shoot. ❜
#deathannouncer#( . verse - undecided )#( ah okay good :- )#smh he's just..... why do weird ppl keep findin me
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@deathannouncer LIKED .
❛ i think you have your people CONFUSED, ah, sir. i
don’t know you. i would have remembered you i'm good
with faces. so maybe you should leave? ❜
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THANK YOU EVERYONE, I REACHED A MILESTONE! So this has been my first OC that has ever reached 100+ followers, and I’m here to say how grateful I am for you all to have connected and transcended with me on this project. I know my activity is really sparse, probably because I’m a bit brain dead half the time. None the less thank you for staying with me, and I just wanna give you crystals so you have lit and peaceful energies. xoxo - Marty
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@piiiety @taxmcn @travelatrics @irlfleurmal @seesmost @abovcgod @ayjaks @constantdriift @devilsxson @tropicalqueer @nxrcisse @grimpancakes @tctaldark @fidelliio
( IF YOU’RE NOT ON HERE I STILL LOVE YOU, LIKE I SAID IM BRAIN DEAD. )
#hly shit thank u !!!#this means a lot since im barely on this accnt lmao.........#we shld thread sometime :-)#the nose emoji is not sarcastic i just love noses
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cowboyu .
❝HA.
❝Hermano, I’ve killed many a man
in m’life, this one ain’t NOTHIN’ t’me.
Come on. Don’t y’got nothin’ more
challenging??❞
❛ all right, um. here’s another one, then.
GO shoot something that isn’t a
person. there. ❜
#cowboyu#( tHIS is so late im sorry !!! wow :-(#harford is jus t. Challenge: stop killing many a man in ur life
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ive been !!! playin fallout 4 oh my god im so sorry for like my weeks of not being here,,,,
#( . ooc )#al so only made like 2 new blogs lmao 8////#ill do replies 2night i promise#i only have like 1 lucky me
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cowboyu .
❝TERRIFYIN’,❞
he murmurs, in the least terrified voice
possible.
❛ IT IS ❜
it wasn’t really, but he’d already insisted on it; might as
well follow through. ❛ it is, if you think about it enough. ❜
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“You can stay, but for no more than two nights.”
STRANGE SENTENCES . ACCEPTING
❛ if things work out the way i’m AIMING, then hopefully it’ll barely be one. ❜
to say that he’s GRATEFUL is almost something of an understatement. oh, the circumstances don’t match up at all; his little ‘back story’ is spotty and based solely on almost overly-egotistical proclamations that this is absolutely not his fault. blame the nameless others and the sheer improfessionalism of sleeping in the office. he moves past the other slowly, the fact that he doesn’t need to stoop through the limitedly under-sized doorway is comedic in itself. one of the very few advantages of being five-seven but holding yourself like you’re tall, he guesses.
harford one-eighties on the heel of his feet, hands gesturing vaguely towards lawrence. listen, how about this. ❛ look, i can pay you for this by the end of the week, if you want. ❜ he hates falling into owed favours; it’s usually him on the other side of the spectrum. help people, get favours. know people; know things. he is no SUPPLIER in humanity’s chain in the gratitude of owing. one night. give gordon, say, two-hundred (he can buy himself a plant; who knows). call it even.
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ohh my ggod im so sorry for spotty inactivity i’ve been playing fallout 4 and makin new accounts?? rip. but if it’s any help i’ll be posting a starter call in a day or two so,,,,,
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STRANGE SENTENCE STARTERS —— for the creative writer in you. Send these in and see what your partner comes up with as a scenario!
*These are completely interchangeable, they’re just in categories to make it easier for all of y’all.
FOR AMIGOS;
“How many times are you going to do that, exactly?”
“You were right. As per usual.”
“Sometimes it’s hard to see the lines you’ve drawn until you’ve crossed them.”
“You’re surprised because you have a soft spot for hot blondes.”
“Is that – that’s a naked Scarlett Johansson on your fridge.”
“You can stay, but for no more than two nights.”
“Please don’t look in this drawer. Please.”
“I told you not to pick him up, he’s very sensitive.”
“Yes. I might have given you rabies. But in my defense, that’s ridiculous and I didn’t.”
“I’m sorry, my cell phone data coverage does not cover the bullshit zone you’re in.”
“Hey! Give me your pants. Quick, give me your pants.”
“No, I’m serious. Stop it right now or I won’t give you the last cookie.”
“You think I’m kidding. But I’ve never been more serious about anything in my entire life.”
“How much would a stripper cost and why so much?”
“I’m going to buy you a drink. Next week. On Thursday. When I get paid. Can you swing this one?”
“Hippos are hungry, hungry! And you are considerably larger than a small piece of lettuce!”
“When I was little, I used to be afraid of mummies. And now look at me. I love dead people!”
“I don’t even miss my ex-boyfriends/girlfriends, I just miss my glockenspiel.”
“It happens to everyone, you just sell your skirt for some coke.”
“Please do not pull your pants down in front of baby Jesus.”
“That’s not the phrasing you want to use.”
“Because nothing says heterosexuality like a gold sash.”
“Please don’t take it out on my boobs.”
“When it gets really windy I look like a bizarre combination of Marilyn Monroe and Cousin It.”
“We have to change our names and run away to Mexico. It’s the only way. Adios.”
“How much money do you have on you?”
“Please tell me that’s a raisin and not a tiny hamster shit you’re eating.”
“Life is a lot better when you put things on your head.”
“For someone who’s not very deep, I’m incredibly not shallow.”
FOR LOVERS;
“I need you to remind me what it feels like to love you.”
“I love you. What? No I don’t. Forget I said anything.”
“I need you to tickle my feet but like, sexually.”
“If we got married, would I have to take your last name? Or could we just make up a new one?”
“I don’t think I can do this anymore.”
“I heard you say his/her name in your sleep last night. Want to explain or should I just leave?”
“I want to spend the night with you tonight. But I also want to sleep on your side. And without you on the bed. So technically I just want your bed.”
“Please don’t be proposing to me in an empty parking lot.”
“Stop saying you’re sorry, you stupid fucking broken record. It’s done.”
“I’m not jealous, I’m curious. About the things you were doing. With him/her. Without me.”
“Your mother’s looks could kill. Actually, are you sure they haven’t before?”
“If you’re breaking up with me tonight, can I at least eat first?”
“Stop sweating. It’s not attractive during sex, and it’s not attractive now.”
“Are you – are you checking me out? In the line for the confessional?”
“We have to go. I might have told your mom I’m pregnant. I don’t know why I said that. I’m not.”
“So what you’re saying it that you’re snorting sugar to get excited for sex.”
“My dog licks better than you do.”
“But through every stupid thing you do and say – and those are a lot, by the way – I love you.”
“I don’t care if you’re growing another head. I’ll talk to both of them. I love you.”
“And I’d take fifty years of not talking to you for just a day of doing so. I promise that’s a compliment.”
“I don’t want to hide this anymore. I’m not some dirty little secret, you American Reject.”
“This is a bit too dramatic for my taste, so can we skip it and have sex instead?”
“I don’t want you to think of me as your personal sex toy.”
“Thanks and all, but that makes me feel like a low-class escort, so.”
“A kiss in exchange for every nice thing you say about me. Deal?”
“Promise me you’re not like him/her. I need to hear it from your mouth. Promise me.”
“Look, I’ve had my heart broken before. I’m not ready to let you in just yet. Anywhere.”
“Don’t leave me here. Anywhere else, okay, but not here.”
“I wish I could say that was the worst sex I ever had, but I’ve had worse.”
“I just blew you. Could you look a little happier about it?”
“I’m attracted to shiny things, so if it looks like I’m staring at your chest, it’s because I am.”
FOR TEXTERS;
[text] This is upsetting my poop.
[text] Hey, are you up? If you’re not, can you wake up? I need some help.
[text] So it involves feces and large birds.
[text] She said that to you? Why?
[text] Please come back. I miss you.
[text] What are you good for if you’re not gonna bring me ice cream?
[text] Can you ignore that last text? It wasn’t meant for you. I’m sorry.
[text] …did you just send me a nude?
[text] FUCK OFF YOU ONE-EYED WHORE.
[text] I don’t know why I said that.
[text] Leave it to you to fuck the simplest of requests up.
[text] Do we have to go to their wedding? He’s only my first cousin.
[text] How much does ‘I love you’ mean to you?
[text] I am not stalking you. But you should do something about your bathroom, it’s gross.
[text] Please. I need this so badly.
[text] I trust you completely.
[text] I’m a genius. You’re a peasant. Everything makes sense again.
[text] Hey, buddy! Got like, five hundred bucks I can borrow? Times ten.
[text] She lost it. She completely lost it. She said her uterus was attacking her bone marrow.
[text] I will not get you donuts.
[text] Please? I love you.
[text] I think I’m gonna go to sleep now, but you keep thinking that.
[text] I can’t say this out loud. They might be listening.
[text] I never meant to hurt you. I didn’t think he’d duck when the ball came at him, I’m sorry.
[text] You’re cute.
[text] I just need you to understand how important you are to me.
[text] Fuck off.
[text] Okay. Guess we’ll leave it at that then.
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drxgordon .
‘ you could say this incident is a little bit more
brutal, yeah? hm, no, the teacher’s innocent,
aside from participating in the AFFAIR; his
mother would be the culprit of the abuse of
her son. well–– some would call this karma,
others would call it justice. ‘
he SIGHS, flashing a nervous smile and shaking his head.
oh, people. how the morbid patterns of violent impulses
continue to elude him. not like it was new. not like he would
do something bad. harford picks at the side of his nose with
over-trimmed nails, eyes avoiding everything but the floor in
determined purpose. ❛ always a new one out there, i guess. ❜
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drxgordon .
‘ she was supposedly sleeping with
her abused son’s teacher. what a
way to top it all off. ‘
❛ christ, that’s a new one. sorry. usually when i’m in
morgues it’s because of cancers or drug overdoses
or whatever else, not this. so, did the teacher have
anything to do with it? the abusing, i mean. ❜
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