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love this gimmick

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Jim realizing his partner is not asexual but in fact deeply, earth shatteringly horny every once and awhile and he might be in over his head in the realm of sex for the first time in his life:

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okay but spirk fics where spock thinks they’ve been courting for like three years and on the verge of a marriage proposal and jim is like bones do you think he likes me back !!! i go feral

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I mainly wanted to put Kirk in something like what Liv Tyler wears in the video clip for Crazy, by Aerosmith 🥴. Anyway... enjoy ✨

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sometimes what you need to get out of a deep depression is to start shipping a fictional couple that encourages you to read fanfiction until 3 am.

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I want to personally thank every Spirk writer who's ever written an "oops we bonded"

where Spock is like

"Oh no oh my Surak you never wanted this I am so sorry we shall sever the bond post haste I have a healer on speed dial"

and Kirk immediately like

"Hold up, does this mean we're married? Because if so I get a discount on dry cleaning at Starbase 5 and we both have rice cookers so I can get rid of mine- I feel like we should have rings, should we have rings?? I have a ring guy. You know, I've always wanted those monogrammed couples towels? What's your ring size? Nevermind, I'll ask your mother."

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"There is a whole galaxy out there. Full of people who will reach for you. You have to let them. Find that person who seems farthest from you, and reach for them. Reach for them. Let them guide you."

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So my boyfriend and I have a longstanding joke that Sarek would write at least One pulpy Vulcan-Human romance novels that heavily mirrors his relationship with Amanda, and yesterday we found an adequately terrible pulp romance novel with fantastic original art. So why not go the full nine yards.

Behold: the unreleased original cover for Illogical Desires: a Vulcan-Human romance novel

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something for @spirk-my-love for the @startrekwintergiftexchange ! They asked for some fake dating spirk >:)

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Oh btw I'm reading another star trek novel and chapter 1 just opens like this

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extra special Amok Time Day this year because it’s been 56 years…

happy 9th pon farr spock!

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what do you mean normal people don’t get physically sick when they’re stressed out or when someone is mad at them

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Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

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Frank Brangwyn   

The Swans , 1921