Me, in tears, halfway through writing a 300 word essay: I can’t do this anymore
Person on A03 who’s writing for fun:
329K notes
·
View notes
I’m not super fond of the way vampires turn pale no matter their skin tone so here’s a proposal:
Colder tones!!!
This was loosely based off livor mortis which is the bluish-purple discoloration of the skin of dead bodies. It’s a result of the gravitation of blood but fuck that vamps are purple now
82K notes
·
View notes
not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
367K notes
·
View notes
there have been 774664 studies on basic income and the results of every single one have been “wow! we gave people money and literally everything improved! crime rates are down! the actual sky is bluer! my (the researcher’s) wife decided not to leave me after all!” but these have all been short studies, just a couple years. i think what’s really missing from the field is a proper long form study, with a broader, bolder demographic, to really get us those numbers we need. a truly diverse study pool like, say, everyone. forever
43K notes
·
View notes
everyday i wake up and i go “god i’m so tired. i can’t do this anymore.” and then i get up and i continue to do it
91K notes
·
View notes
23K notes
·
View notes
What if dogs could talk and some called their crate a man cave
19K notes
·
View notes
WE GOT ANOTHER TERF TO DEACTIVIATE
1K notes
·
View notes
idk who needs to hear this but your body is loveable
181K notes
·
View notes
@ANIME GIRLS
WHY YA TIDDIES ALWAYS FUCKIN PINK AND BLUSHIN???
8K notes
·
View notes
Sokka: It's not that children make me uncomfortable, it's just that, why be a dad when you can be a fun uncle? I've never heard of anyone rebelling against their fun uncle!
77K notes
·
View notes
crumb has started a thread!
6K notes
·
View notes
9K notes
·
View notes
32K notes
·
View notes