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give that girl a grilled cheese

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it’s so lovely that chilchuck is both the girls’ bedtime stuffed teddy bear & he just puts up with it because he’s a girl dad first and a moody rogue second

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wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal

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"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though

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I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

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i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

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genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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It’s that time of the year again

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always an angel, never a god

always a like, never a reblog

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You are Gaius Julius Caesar, and it's a lovely day in March.

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happy ides of march eve remember to completely disregard any weird happenings or foreboding omens and look forward to tomorrows beautiful day

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all of tumblr tomorrow, march 15th:

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Gnomes cannot experience hatred or bigotry.

The only gnome ever to experience a nasty thought died instantaneously of a brain aneurysm. As his body explosively vented all remaining good cheer, he rapidly transmuted into a stack of apricot honey tarts.

#humans can only dream to be gnomes

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you would not believe Bill Nye, if ten million science guys,

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in a medieval groupchat nobody would make fun of your typo they would just assume that its a new spelling youre going with and roll with it